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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Super Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tad Unhinged (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Macho Man's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Macho Man. Tad Unhinged has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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155 lbs
9 - 8 - 0 |
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24
150 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Super Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tad Unhinged!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Unhinged slips a straight right by Macho Man.
Unhinged uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Macho Man.
Macho Man really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Unhinged shoots in and drives through. Macho Man sprawls well.
Macho Man lands a glancing blow to the side of Unhinged's head.
Macho Man cracks Unhinged with a good jab.
It looks like Tad Unhinged has been cut.
Unhinged bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Macho Man throws a shot from downtown. Unhinged moves away and avoids it.
Unhinged shoots in for a double leg but Macho Man sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Macho Man lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Macho Man drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Unhinged right on the button. Unhinged goes down! Macho Man follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Macho Man gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Macho Man!
Super Macho Man managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, New World Order Clothing, into his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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