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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jonathan Moxon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pete Palahnuik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Palahnuik is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Machine Civilization. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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194 lbs
17 - 14 - 1 |
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189 lbs
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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Jonathan Moxon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pete Palahnuik!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Josh West and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moxon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Palahnuik.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Moxon crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Palahnuik - the referee stops the clock and Moxon gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Palahnuik. Moxon manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Palahnuik keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Moxon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Palahnuik was well out of range. Poor timing from Moxon.
Palahnuik keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Palahnuik wants to slow Moxon down by chopping away at his legs.
Moxon with a lazy takedown attempt
and Palahnuik counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Moxon fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jonathan Moxon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A chopping leg kick lands by Palahnuik.
Moxon misses with a hook. Palahnuik ducked under it nicely.
Jonathan Moxon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice defenses there by Palahnuik.
Moxon takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Palahnuik lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Palahnuik fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Moxon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Palahnuik lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Palahnuik tries to land a front kick but Moxon steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Moxon. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Moxon looks to land a combination but Palahnuik avoids it well.
Moxon checks a low kick from Palahnuik.
Moxon takes one to the chin there.
Palahnuik throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Moxon checks a low kick from Palahnuik.
Moxon throws a body punch but Palahnuik moves out of range.
Moxon lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Palahnuik backs up against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Moxon shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Palahnuik as he jumps to the side.
Moxon has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Moxon there as he acknowledges the shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palahnuik throws a push kick but Moxon slaps the foot to one side.
Moxon walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Moxon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Palahnuik moves away.
Palahnuik with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Moxon fails with a takedown attempt.
Moxon misses with a series of wild punches.
Moxon fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Moxon shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Palahnuik counters with an outside leg kick.
Palahnuik lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Moxon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Palahnuik counters with an outside leg kick.
Moxon is looking to wear down Palahnuik with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Moxon is breathing heavily.
Moxon moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palahnuik lands with a hook. Moxon tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Palahnuik takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Palahnuik thuds his right hand into Moxon's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Palahnuik.
Moxon falls off balance throwing a combination
and Palahnuik cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Palahnuik tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Moxon was well out of range. Poor timing from Palahnuik.
Moxon throws a shot from downtown. Palahnuik moves away and avoids it.
Palahnuik is looking to score with low kicks.
Palahnuik will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pete Palahnuik is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice defenses there by Palahnuik.
Moxon shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Palahnuik sprawls well. Palahnuik wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Moxon gets slowly back to his feet.
Palahnuik lands with an uppercut that bounces Moxon off the cage and back into range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moxon misses with a wild combination.
Palahnuik connects with an inside leg kick.
Moxon shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Palahnuik as he avoids it easily.
Moxon misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Moxon swings widly with a right hand
and Palahnuik counters with a good, hard body kick but Moxon shrugs it off.
Palahnuik throws a nice outside leg kick.
Moxon throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Moxon misses with a kick to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A good leg kick by Palahnuik.
Palahnuik connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Moxon's hands.
Palahnuik scores with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pete Palahnuik dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Palahnuik throws a series of punches but Moxon avoids them all with ease.
Palahnuik lands a leg kick that knocks Moxon off balance momentarily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Moxon. Palahnuik does a little dance to reset his feet.
Palahnuik lands with an uppercut that bounces Moxon off the cage and back into range.
Moxon misses the shot to the body.
Palahnuik displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Moxon bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jonathan Moxon is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Moxon throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Palahnuik walks into a straight right hand from Moxon.
Palahnuik throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moxon takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A thudding body kick lands there by Palahnuik!
Palahnuik lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Moxon might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Palahnuik throws a one two combo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moxon slips a straight right by Palahnuik.
Palahnuik misses with a few strikes there.
A cross from Palahnuik lands.
Moxon misses with a wild combination.
Palahnuik tries to score with a low kick but Moxon moves his leg out of the way.
Palahnuik misses with a leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Palahnuik.
Moxon misses with a body shot.
Moxon misses the shot to the body.
Palahnuik fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Moxon.
Moxon misses with a body shot.
Palahnuik throws a big shot that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moxon fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Palahnuik looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Palahnuik ducks right into an uppercut from Moxon.
Palahnuik with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Palahnuik slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Palahnuik slips a jab and a cross from Moxon.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Palahnuik scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Palahnuik lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Moxon has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Moxon and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A chopping leg kick lands by Palahnuik.
Palahnuik pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Palahnuik swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Moxon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Moxon looks to score with a jab to the body but Palahnuik is just out of range.
Palahnuik has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Palahnuik uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Moxon.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moxon lands with a hook. Palahnuik tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Palahnuik throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Moxon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Palahnuik was well out of range. Poor timing from Moxon.
Moxon throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Palahnuik keeps Moxon at a distance using the push kick.
Moxon missing with a left hand there. Palahnuik was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Palahnuik thows a body kick. Moxon tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Moxon on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Moxon throws an off balance right hand
and Palahnuik finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Palahnuik lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Moxon throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Palahnuik connects with a high kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Palahnuik throws a nice inside leg kick.
Moxon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Palahnuik moves away.
Moxon will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Moxon 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Palahnuik scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Moxon is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Palahnuik avoids a punch combination nicely.
Moxon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Palahnuik moves away.
Moxon will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Moxon needs to keep his hands up - Palahnuik had a free shot at his head there.
Moxon throws a right and a left that both miss.
Palahnuik lands a nice leg kick that just misses Moxon's sensitive parts.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Palahnuik with a nice cross.
A punch combination from Palahnuik misses.
Palahnuik cracks the inside of Moxon's front leg.
Palahnuik throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Moxon on the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pete Palahnuik showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Palahnuik with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Palahnuik lunges at Moxon with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Moxon's hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Palahnuik. That's going to slow Moxon down.
Palahnuik scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pete Palahnuik seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Palahnuik scores with a leg kick.
Palahnuik looks to land a body kick but Moxon moved away.
Moxon swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Moxon takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Palahnuik cracks the inside of Moxon's front leg.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Palahnuik moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Palahnuik thuds a left hand into Moxon's body.
Palahnuik lands a leg kick that knocks Moxon off balance momentarily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Palahnuik with a nice cross.
Palahnuik moves into range and connects with a jab.
Moxon is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Palahnuik lands a nice leg kick that just misses Moxon's sensitive parts.
Oh Moxon is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Palahnuik connects with a leg kick. Moxon looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Moxon seems to have got his legs back now.
Palahnuik lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Moxon needs to keep his hands up - Palahnuik had a free shot at his head there.
Moxon stuns Palahnuik with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Moxon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Palahnuik lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Palahnuik lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Moxon looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Moxon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Moxon moves forwards but Palahnuik connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Palahnuik keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Palahnuik.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moxon has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Moxon there as he acknowledges the shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Palahnuik is looking to slow Moxon down with leg kicks.
Palahnuik sizes up Moxon with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Moxon fails with the takedown.
Palahnuik with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Good leg kick by Palahnuik there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jonathan Moxon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Palahnuik lands with an overhand left.
Palahnuik feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Moxon's calf.
Palahnuik bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Palahnuik bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Moxon stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palahnuik.
Palahnuik scores with a leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palahnuik lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A nice leg kick lands there from Palahnuik.
Palahnuik lands a jab to the nose.
Whack! Palahnuik lands a heavy head kick that drops Moxon. The ref tackles Palahnuik to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Moxon was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Pete Palahnuik!
As Pete Palahnuik got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Though we do violence, it is our choice. We must not forget, WE ARE ALL ONE!'.
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