PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Mendazedora (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Cornholio might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Master of Puppets. Great Cornholio has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cornholio
vs
Mendazedora

175 cm
30
159 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

200 cm
32
145 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Great Cornholio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hugo Mendazedora!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cornholio looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Mendazedora is fending him off so far but Cornholio persists. Nope, Mendazedora circles away and we're back to standing.
Mendazedora throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mendazedora throws the kick towards the body but Cornholio avoids it.

Cornholio is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Mendazedora's half guard.

Cornholio seems to be looking for submissions.
Cornholio is trying to control the action in half guard but Mendazedora is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Cornholio is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Cornholio trying to control the action but Mendazedora is working from the bottom.
Cornholio throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mendazedora is trying to stand.
Mendazedora blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cornholio.
Cornholio missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Mendazedora regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Cornholio.
Cornholio postures up in Mendazedora's guard and throws a big left but Mendazedora blocks it.
Cornholio throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Mendazedora works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Mendazedora is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cornholio wants to control from the top but Mendazedora keeps moving.
Mendazedora is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mendazedora wants to free his trapped foot but Cornholio is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Cornholio tries to get to full guard but Mendazedora has control of the leg.

Cornholio actively working from the bottom here.
Cornholio gets back to full guard.

Mendazedora stands up and waves to Cornholio to follow him.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Cornholio with a poor takedown
and Mendazedora counters with a body kick that stops Cornholio in his tracks momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mendazedora lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cornholio's sensitive parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio checks a leg kick.
Cornholio shoots in but Mendazedora avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Great Cornholio. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mendazedora thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cornholio if he has to take too many more of those.
Cornholio shoots in for a takedown but Mendazedora shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cornholio on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Mendazedora throws a head kick that Cornholio semi-blocks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mendazedora lands a nice looking kick to the body. Cornholio takes a step back to recover.
Hugo Mendazedora is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cornholio is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cornholio shoots in looking for a takedown but Mendazedora manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Cornholio's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Cornholio on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mendazedora. Mendazedora obviously looking to wear him down.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Cornholio is defended easily by Mendazedora.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mendazedora scores with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hugo Mendazedora dominated that round.
That's time! Cornholio's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Mendazedora throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cornholio shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mendazedora pinned against the cage. Mendazedora gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Cornholio takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Mendazedora scores with a leg kick.
Great Cornholio is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mendazedora throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mendazedora lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cornholio has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cornholio and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio checks a low kick from Mendazedora.
Mendazedora throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mendazedora throws a leg kick which misses Cornholio's front leg but catches the back leg as Cornholio tries to avoid it.
Hugo Mendazedora seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cornholio takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Mendazedora throws a low kick, looking for Cornholio's leg but Cornholio calmly moves out of range.
Mendazedora throws a sloppy head kick and Cornholio moves out of range easily.
Mendazedora scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mendazedora avoids it really well and circles away.
Both fighters circling a little - Mendazedora finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Cornholio shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Mendazedora makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Great Cornholio. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mendazedora lands a leg kick that knocks Cornholio off balance momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mendazedora lands a leg kick that knocks Cornholio off balance momentarily.
Cornholio with a poor takedown
and Mendazedora counters with a nice body kick.
Hugo Mendazedora seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mendazedora chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Mendazedora thumps Cornholio with a low kick.
Mendazedora lands with a kick to the temple. Cornholio shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Mendazedora tries a low kick but Cornholio avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio closes the distance and clinches up with Mendazedora, looking for a takedown. Cornholio pushes Mendazedora against the cage but Mendazedora circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mendazedora scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mendazedora lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Mendazedora connects with a leg kick. Cornholio looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cornholio takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Mendazedora is looking to slow Cornholio down with leg kicks.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cornholio takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hugo Mendazedora showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Mendazedora lands a big head kick that sends Cornholio to the canvas! Mendazedora follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hugo Mendazedora!
In his post fight interview, Hugo Mendazedora started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.