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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Mayor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Tub O Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Big Tub O Lard was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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295 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
1 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin |
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Dangerous GnP
Dangerous knees
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tommy Mayor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Big Tub O Lard!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Bruno Lombardi and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mayor works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Tub O Lard shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Mayor but Mayor pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Tub O Lard takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A looping hook to the body misses from Tub O Lard. Mayor does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tub O Lard takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Tub O Lard looks winded!
Tub O Lard gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mayor.
It looks like Big Tub O Lard has been cut.
Mayor throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Mayor is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Tub O Lard flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Tub O Lard is out cold! Mayor holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Mayor!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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