PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Mrs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonny Victorio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mrs comes to the cage accompanied by I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. Victorio has chosen Massive Attack - Angel as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Mrs
vs
Victorio

190 cm
30
265 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

193 cm
29
248 lbs
25 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Perkele!
Vitality

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Mr Mrs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jonny Victorio!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Glass and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Victorio checks a leg kick.
Victorio tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mrs swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mrs jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mrs.
Mrs lunges at Victorio with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Victorio's hand.

It looks like Jonny Victorio has been cut.
Mrs avoids the head kick by Victorio.
Mrs misses with a left hand
and Victorio counters with a straight right hand.
Mrs throws a hook but Victorio blocks it.
Victorio swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mrs thows a leg kick but Victorio checks it

and Victorio counters by clinching up.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Mrs pulls guard effortlessly.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Mrs looking to hit a scissor sweep but Victorio is one step ahead there.
Victorio is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Mrs looking for a guillotine here but Victorio defends easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Victorio slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Mrs is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Victorio is looking to work some ground and pound but Mrs has wrist control.

Mrs working for submissions but it's allowed Victorio to get to half guard.
Mrs manages to get to full guard.

Mrs working for submissions but it's allowed Victorio to get to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mrs tries to roll over but Victorio keeps him under control.

Mrs actively working from the bottom here.
Mrs is refusing to be controlled, as Victorio sits in half guard.

Victorio is looking for a kimura here.
Victorio passes to full mount!
A nice elbow there by Victorio.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Victorio with shots to the head and body - Mrs looks very uncomfortable down there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mrs wants to control but Victorio is having none of it.
BOOM! Victorio connects with a massive shot to the dome!

It looks like Mr Mrs has been cut.
Victorio landing strikes from the mount and Mrs is in trouble!
Mrs is looking to get to half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Victorio can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Mrs is looking to escape.
Mrs wants to hold on but Victorio pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Victorio with a couple of short strikes.
Victorio raining down shots from the mount!
Mrs is looking to get to half guard.
Mrs regains half guard.

Mrs looking for submissions off his back.

Mrs with the active half guard here but Victorio passes nicely into side control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mrs is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Victorio scores with a couple of short elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jonny Victorio dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Mrs moves out of range as Victorio throws a body kick.
Mrs thows a body kick. Victorio tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Mrs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mrs throws a leg kick but Victorio checks it.
Mrs misses with a low kick.
Mrs lands a nice looking body shot.
Mrs scores with a jab to the body.
Mrs throws a hook but Victorio blocks it.
Mrs fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Victorio checks it well.
The fighters circling - Victorio throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mrs swinging wildly here.
Mrs is looking to slow Victorio down with leg kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Victorio swings for the body but Mrs moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Victorio throws a leg kick but Mrs checks it.
Victorio ducks under a wild hook from Mrs.
Victorio fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mrs manages to avoid it.
Mrs throws an off balance right hand
and Victorio counters with a nice body shot.
Mrs misses with a jab to the body
and Victorio counters with a good low kick that Mrs was not able to check.
Mr Mrs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mrs throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mrs turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A left and a right from Victorio both land. Nice combination.

Mr Mrs's cut is getting worse.
Mrs catches Victorio with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mrs jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A solid body kick from Mrs.
Mrs throws a head kick that half lands.
Mrs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Victorio.
Mrs throws an off balance right hand
and Victorio counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Victorio misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mrs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Victorio jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Mrs tries a head kick but it misses.
Mrs takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Victorio throws a nice looking combination but Mrs bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nice defenses there by Victorio.
Victorio throws a right hand that Mrs ducks under and follows up with a left that Mrs also avoids with ease.
Victorio on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Mrs steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Victorio.
Mrs thows a body shot but no joy.
Victorio misses with a hook.
Mrs ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Victorio with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Mrs to score with a decent uppercut.
Victorio scores with a hook to the body. Mrs takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mrs misses with a hook. Victorio ducked under it nicely.
Victorio on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jonny Victorio is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Victorio wants to clinch.
Mrs throws a head kick that misses
and Victorio counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mrs misses with a low kick.
Victorio tries a head kick but it misses.
Mrs throws a hook but Victorio avoids it easily.
Victorio throws a right and a left that Mrs avoids nicely.
Mr Mrs is winning the standup battle so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mrs throws a series of punches but Victorio avoids them all with ease.
Victorio scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mrs throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Victorio.
Mrs throws a leg kick which misses Victorio's front leg but catches the back leg as Victorio tries to avoid it.
Mrs throws a body punch but Victorio moves out of range.
Nice cross by Victorio.
Mrs throws a jab when Victorio was well out of range.
Victorio takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mrs throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
enabling Victorio to counter with a crisp jab.
Victorio misses with a head kick.
Victorio jabs Mrs to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mrs moves out of range of the body kick from Victorio.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Victorio connects with the punch.

Mr Mrs's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Victorio dodges the punch combination from Mrs.
Mrs gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Victorio counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Mr Mrs will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Victorio lands a jab to the head.
Victorio avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Victorio lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Victorio lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mrs takes one on the button.

Mrs is rocked!
Mrs shoots and misses
and Victorio counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Oh Mrs is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mrs drops his hands momentarily and Victorio needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Mrs just on the top of the head. Mrs drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Mrs - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jonny Victorio!
Jonny Victorio decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.