PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grammy Married Sokojuice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cosme Cosme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sokojuice comes to the cage accompanied by DEATH - Spirit Crusher. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Married Sokojuice
vs
Cosme

186 cm
27
236 lbs
16 - 13 - 0

186 cm
32
250 lbs
16 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Grammy Married Sokojuice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Cosme Cosme!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sokojuice misses with a straight right.
Sokojuice looks to land a combination. Cosme sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Cosme is looking to score with low kicks.
Sokojuice fails to land with a series of punches.
Sokojuice misses with a series of wild punches.
Sokojuice tries to bum rush Cosme with a series of wild strikes but Cosme uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cosme misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sokojuice misses with a low kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Sokojuice scores with a four punch combination!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fighters circling - Sokojuice throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cosme attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sokojuice swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sokojuice throws a jab but it's blocked by Cosme.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sokojuice fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cosme checks it well.
An inside leg kick lands from Cosme.
Sokojuice looks to throw a body kick
and Cosme counters with a left and a right that stings Sokojuice.
Sokojuice moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cosme goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sokojuice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cosme moves away.
Sokojuice fails to land with a series of punches.
Sokojuice checks the leg kick nicely there.
Sokojuice throws a right and a left that Cosme avoids nicely.
Sokojuice wants to land a leg kick but Cosme is out of range.
Sokojuice moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Sokojuice misses.
A good leg kick by Sokojuice.
Sokojuice throws a jab when Cosme was well out of range.
Cosme throws out a leg kick but Sokojuice moves out of range and Cosme only half commits.

Cosme closes the distance and clinches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice right hand lands inside from Sokojuice.
Cosme avoiding damage as Sokojuice throws knees to the body.
Sokojuice being controlled against the cage.
Sokojuice tries to work over Cosme's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sokojuice has a couple of punches blocked by Cosme.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Cosme takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Sokojuice lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sokojuice is looking to break free of the clinch but Cosme has double underhooks.
Cosme dodges an elbow strike from Sokojuice.

Sokojuice escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sokojuice attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Cosme lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Sokojuice swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sokojuice lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Sokojuice scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Sokojuice misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cosme fails in his attempt to clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cosme.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cosme takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Sokojuice rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cosme counters with a slapping leg kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Sokojuice scores with a four punch combination!
Sokojuice tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sokojuice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cosme moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cosme buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Sokojuice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cosme moves away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cosme throws a leg kick which misses Sokojuice's front leg but catches the back leg as Sokojuice tries to avoid it.
Sokojuice fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cosme looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grammy Married Sokojuice dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Sokojuice tries to bum rush Cosme with a series of wild strikes but Cosme uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sokojuice moves out of range of the body kick from Cosme.
Sokojuice throws a series of punches but Cosme avoids them all with ease.
Grammy Married Sokojuice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cosme bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cosme throws a low kick but Sokojuice moves out of range easily.
Sokojuice throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cosme.

Cosme closes the distance and clinches.
Cosme looking to stall.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Sokojuice just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cosme's brow.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sokojuice breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cosme swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Sokojuice throws a series of punches but Cosme avoids them all with ease.
Sokojuice swinging wildly here.
Sokojuice misses with a few strikes there.
Cosme throws the kick towards the body but Sokojuice avoids it.
Sokojuice tries to score with a low kick but Cosme moves his leg out of the way.
Cosme moves out of range as Sokojuice strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cosme pushes Sokojuice away with a front kick.
Sokojuice throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Cosme swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sokojuice.
Cosme connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Cosme slips a jab and a cross from Sokojuice.
Sokojuice falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cosme counters with a body kick that stops Sokojuice in his tracks momentarily.
A swing and a miss from Sokojuice.
Sokojuice misses with a wild combination.
Cosme looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cosme. That's going to slow Sokojuice down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cosme is looking to score with low kicks.
Cosme slips a jab from Sokojuice.
Sokojuice misses with a body kick.
Sokojuice is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cosme throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Sokojuice. Those never looked like landing.
Cosme tries a head kick but it misses.
Sokojuice takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Sokojuice wants to slow Cosme down by chopping away at his legs.
Sokojuice checks a low kick from Cosme.
Sokojuice misses with a body punch
and Cosme counters with a nice leg kick.
Sokojuice misses with a body kick.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Cosme in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sokojuice throws a combination that misses
and Cosme counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sokojuice's knee momentarily.
Sokojuice throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sokojuice misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cosme counters with an inside leg kick.
Sokojuice avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sokojuice misses with an uppercut. Cosme saw that one coming.
Cosme scoring well with a low kick there.
Good leg kick by Cosme there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cosme throws a push kick but Sokojuice slaps the foot to one side.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sokojuice misses with a combination
and Cosme counters with a solid body kick.
Cosme fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cosme Cosme showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Sokojuice blocks a head kick by Cosme.
A combination from Sokojuice does no damage.
Sokojuice throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sokojuice throws a sloppy head kick and Cosme moves out of range easily.
Sokojuice throws a series of punches but Cosme moves out of range.
Cosme keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sokojuice.
Sokojuice looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Cosme instigates a clinch.
Sokojuice is trying to break the clinch but Cosme is controlling him.
The referee is keeping an eye on Cosme - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Sokojuice wants to get back to striking at distance but Cosme won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cosme blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sokojuice throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A nice left hand lands by Cosme.
Sokojuice tries to circle away but Cosme has him pinned against the cage.

Sokojuice pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sokojuice avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sokojuice takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Sokojuice throws a head kick that misses.
Cosme throws a head kick that misses.
Cosme throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sokojuice stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Sokojuice attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Sokojuice scores with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cosme.
Sokojuice misses with a wild combination.
Cosme checks a leg kick.
Sokojuice scoring well with a low kick there.
A punch combination from Sokojuice misses.
Cosme pivots, looking for a leg kick but Sokojuice is out of range and Cosme settles back down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cosme avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sokojuice checks a leg kick.
A combination from Sokojuice does no damage.
Sokojuice tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cosme was well out of range. Poor timing from Sokojuice.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sokojuice swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nice jab there from Sokojuice.
Sokojuice scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sokojuice throws a poor cross that misses
and Cosme counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cosme looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Sokojuice circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cosme thumps Sokojuice with a low kick.
Cosme throws a low kick but it's checked well by Sokojuice.
Grammy Married Sokojuice is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A slapping body kick lands there for Cosme.
Sokojuice throws a shot from downtown. Cosme moves away and avoids it.
Cosme moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cosme looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Sokojuice throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Cosme finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sokojuice looks to score with a jab to the body but Cosme is just out of range.
Sokojuice takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Cosme lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Some wild striking there from Sokojuice.
Sokojuice chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cosme can pounce on him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cosme checks the leg kick.
Sokojuice throws a leg kick that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cosme Cosme comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Cosme has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 28:29
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cosme Cosme!