PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Lluoma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slade Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lluoma comes to the cage accompanied by New Religion - Duran Duran. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Lluoma
vs
Wilson

188 cm
32
240 lbs
23 - 14 - 0

194 cm
35
250 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Simon Lluoma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Slade Wilson!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wilson misses with a double jab.
Lluoma scores with a jab.
Simon Lluoma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wilson misses with a jab, cross combination.
A nice combination there by Wilson.

It looks like Simon Lluoma has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wilson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lluoma takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lluoma scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Wilson misses with a hook
and Lluoma counters with a right hand to the body.
Wilson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wilson shoots in looking for a takedown. Lluoma tries to sprawl out of it but Wilson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Lluoma manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Lluoma throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wilson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lluoma on the side of the head.
Lluoma scores with a sloppy right hand. Wilson should have avoided that one.

It looks like Slade Wilson has been cut.
Lluoma throws a lazy right hand but Wilson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lluoma.
Simon Lluoma is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson looks to land a combination but Lluoma avoids it well.
A jab from Lluoma misses.
Wilson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lluoma throws a predictable looking body shot
and Wilson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lluoma's knee momentarily.
Lluoma scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A punch combination from Wilson misses.
Lluoma on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lluoma fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wilson manages to avoid it.
Wilson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lluoma.
Wilson shoots for a takedown but Lluoma saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Lluoma showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wilson.
Lluoma dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wilson. That did some damage!
Wilson looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lluoma digs a good body shot into Wilson's ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lluoma throws a series of punches but Wilson avoids them all with ease.
Some wild striking there from Wilson.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Lluoma! Wilson is backing up but he can't get away as Lluoma lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Wilson and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Simon Lluoma!
An out of breath and clearly excited Simon Lluoma thanked Malicestar for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).