PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Keith Owens (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Igor Addams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Owens's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, "8 Second Ride" By Jake Owens. Addams comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Addams Family Theme Song kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Keith Owens has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Owens
vs
Addams

186 cm
22
220 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
22
295 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Keith Owens!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Igor Addams!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Owens shoots in but no luck this time.
Addams stuffs the takedown attempt from Owens. Owens gets slowly back to his feet.
Owens shoots in and drives through. Addams sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Keith Owens. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Owens shoots in for a double leg but Addams sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Owens fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Addams keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Owens will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Addams throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Owens shoots for a double leg takedown but Addams sprawls well. He's pushed Owens's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Addams dances in with a quick combination. Owens is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Addams snaps Owens's head back. Owens stumbles backwards against the cage. Addams steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Owens's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Owens just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Igor Addams!