PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Beavis BB (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wiggum Ralph (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wiggum Ralph is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

BB
vs
Ralph

175 cm
22
142 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

180 cm
26
140 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Beavis BB!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wiggum Ralph!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Saam Ante and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ralph shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
BB avoids the head kick by Ralph.
BB misses with a looping right.
BB bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ralph connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
BB misses with a wild body shot.
Ralph scores with a head kick. BB tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

BB is rocked!
Ralph is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Ralph uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from BB.
Oh BB is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ralph uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by BB.
BB seems to have got his legs back now.
Ralph misses with a head kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from BB. Ralph does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ralph swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
BB misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ralph.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BB blocks a head kick by Ralph.
BB lands a nice looking body shot.
Ralph takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A combination from BB does no damage.
Ralph misses with the combination.
BB throws a hook but Ralph avoids it easily.
BB lands a head shot.
Beavis BB seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from BB. Ralph does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ralph bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ralph tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A big right from BB misses.
Ralph lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ralph tries a head kick but it misses.
BB throws a shot from downtown. Ralph moves away and avoids it.
Ralph takes a shot right to the bread basket.
BB works over Ralph's head and body with a nice combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ralph lands a jab to the head.
Ralph moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
BB throws a poor cross that misses
and Ralph counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ralph throws a head kick but BB moves out of range.
Ralph missing with a left hand there. BB was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
BB changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
BB misses with a straight left.
BB lands a right hook to the body.
Ralph takes one to the side of the head.
BB lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ralph at a distance.
BB connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
BB connects with a good right hand that stumbles Ralph. Ralph circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BB staying out of range there.
BB throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
BB thows a body shot but no joy.
BB misses with a body shot.
BB throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ralph misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from BB.
BB pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
BB throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ralph stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ralph uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from BB.
Ralph lands with a kick to the temple. BB shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beavis BB dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Ralph throws an uppercut from half a mile away. BB sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ralph throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Beavis BB is winning the standup battle so far.
BB connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
BB ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ralph moves away.
BB throws a jab when Ralph was well out of range.
BB ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ralph moves away.
Ralph staying out of range there.
BB swings for the body but Ralph moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Ralph.
BB throws a poor cross that misses
and Ralph counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BB changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
BB fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ralph manages to avoid it.
BB digs a good hook to Ralph's body.
Ralph misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
BB swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ralph avoids the body shot from BB.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ralph, as that shot connected.
Ralph ducks under a wild hook from BB.
BB works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
BB with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BB with a nice cross.
BB misses with a body punch
and Ralph counters with a right hand to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BB misses the shot to the body.
Ralph walks into a jab.
Ralph takes one to the chin there.
Ralph loads up on a big right hand but BB slips the punch.
A punch combination from BB misses.
Ralph lands with a straight right. BB didn't see that one coming.
BB dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BB getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The crowd cheers as BB lands an impressive looking overhand right. Ralph doesn't seem phased though.
Ralph keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ralph takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
BB scores with a body shot.
BB moves out of range as Ralph strikes.
Ralph throws a head kick that misses
and BB connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
BB throws a big shot that misses.
Ralph misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ralph showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from BB.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BB works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
BB bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

Ralph is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ralph takes one on the button.
Ralph is still on wobbly legs! Can BB finish him?
Ralph swings and misses with a hook to the body.
BB swings for the body but Ralph moves out of range.
Ralph misses with a head kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
BB swings for the body but Ralph moves out of range.

BB cracks Ralph with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. BB has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Ralph to stand back up!
BB fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ralph manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beavis BB dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

BB misses with a looping right.
BB thows a left - swing and a miss!
BB slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
BB with a body punch. A glancing blow.
BB avoids the head kick by Ralph.
BB throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ralph tries a head kick but it misses.
BB scores with a jab.
BB jabs at Ralph's body.
Ralph throws a head kick but BB moves out of range.
BB misses with a shot to the body
and Ralph connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
BB throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ralph has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
BB scores with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BB swings away with a body shot that misses
and Ralph counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Nice shot by BB.
Ralph slips a straight right by BB.
BB looks to score with a jab to the body but Ralph is just out of range.
BB throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
BB throws a big shot that misses.
BB misses with a wild body shot.
BB pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ralph seems to have recovered his senses.
BB misses with a series of wild punches.
BB ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ralph moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BB throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ralph throws a head kick that misses.
BB comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ralph uses good head movement to avoid the hook from BB.
Ralph takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Ralph pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ralph takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ralph uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from BB.
BB looks to score with a jab to the body but Ralph is just out of range.
BB is looking to wear down Ralph with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ralph takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Ralph might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, BB has got the better of the exchanges.
BB throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
BB getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
BB on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A head kick misses from Ralph.
BB throws a hook but Ralph blocks it.
Ralph throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
BB jabs at Ralph's body.
BB fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ralph manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BB comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ralph misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
BB throws a looping overhand right but Ralph ducks down to avoid it.
Ralph tries a head kick but it misses.
Ralph displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as BB throws out the jab.
Ralph ducks under a wild hook from BB.
BB punishes Ralph's body with a nice straight punch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ralph looks to throw the jab but BB is out of range.
Ralph misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beavis BB clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

BB pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
BB is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ralph can do to turn this around?
Ralph staying out of range there.
BB avoids the head kick by Ralph.
Ralph lands with a kick to the temple. BB shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
BB thows a body shot but no joy.
BB scores with a nice right hand.
BB thuds his right hand into Ralph's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
BB connects with a nice looking jab.
BB misses with a two punch combination.
A big right from BB misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BB lands with a shot to the body.
BB blocks a head kick by Ralph.
Ralph uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by BB.
Ralph avoids the body shot from BB.
BB takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Nice shot lands for BB.
A swing and a miss from BB.
Ralph throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
BB smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Ralph.
Ralph takes a shot right to the bread basket.
BB takes a swing at Ralph's ribcage but misses.
Ralph misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from BB.
BB avoids the head kick by Ralph.
A punch combination from BB misses.
The fighters circle momentarily. Ralph darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Ralph throws a leg kick but BB checks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BB comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
BB tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ralph was well out of range. Poor timing from BB.
BB throws a body punch but Ralph moves out of range.
BB lands a two punch combo.
Ralph throws a sloppy head kick and BB moves out of range easily.
A shot to the body from BB misses
and Ralph counters with a big head kick but BB shrugs it off.
Ralph is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
BB throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ralph keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from BB.
BB avoids the head kick by Ralph.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BB is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
BB tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ralph was well out of range. Poor timing from BB.
Jab from Ralph.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ralph throws a good cross that connects.
BB swings widly with a right hand
and Ralph counters with a crisp right that sends BB to the canvas! Ralph follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wiggum Ralph!
Wiggum Ralph is the new bantamweight champion!
A less than humble Wiggum Ralph misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.