PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anti Hero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Convicted Pedophile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Hero
vs
Pedophile

200 cm
25
250 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anti Hero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Convicted Pedophile!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Hero - that will leave a mark!
Hero thows a body shot but no joy.
Pedophile takes one to the side of the head.
Pedophile misses with a low kick.
Pedophile pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pedophile takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hero fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pedophile manages to avoid it.
Pedophile throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hero lands with a nice body kick.
Pedophile looks winded!
Pedophile takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Hero connects with a nice looking jab.
Hero scores with a body shot.
Hero and Pedophile are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Hero throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Pedophile into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Hero knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Anti Hero!