PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sack Turds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donald Cross (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cross has chosen Exhibit C as his entrance music. Sack Turds could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Donald Cross's chin.

Turds
vs
Cross

177 cm
25
151 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

173 cm
19
150 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sack Turds!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Donald Cross!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shigeki Fujiwara and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cross does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A bone on bone clash there as Turds blocks the leg kick.
Cross on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Turds misses with a hook.
Cross misses with a hook.
Cross shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Turds eats them both and turns towards Cross to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Cross misses with a body shot.
Turds avoids the body shot from Cross.
Turds scores with a nice right hand.

It looks like Donald Cross has been cut.
Cross fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Turds punishes Cross's body with a nice straight punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Cross misses the target.
Turds uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cross just misses with a punch to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Turds.
Cross swinging wildly here.
Turds lands a nice looking body kick.
Cross looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turds dodges the punch combination from Cross.
Turds lands with a nice body punch.
Turds scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cross get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Cross stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the cage but Turds runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sack Turds!
Sack Turds thanked the fans post fight for their support.