PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Judge Machina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crack Dealer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machina's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy. Dealer has chosen syck Fowler getting raped as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Machina
vs
Dealer

185 cm
21
162 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

175 cm
20
155 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Judge Machina!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Crack Dealer!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Paulsen Ambrosius and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machina uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dealer.
Machina displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dealer throws out the jab.
Dealer misses with a lunging right hand

and Machina counters by moving into the clinch.
Dealer tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Machina just stands there and leans against the cage.
Machina connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dealer's face.
Machina landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dealer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dealer trying to stall but Machina improves his position.
Machina lands a nice knee to the body.
Dealer looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Machina is stalling here.
Knees in the clinch landing for Machina.
Machina landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dealer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Machina's elbow.
Machina lands a nice knee to the body.
Machina unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nice elbow from Machina.
Machina lands an elbow inside that Dealer shrugs off.
Machina pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Dealer! Machina unloads with more strikes and Dealer sinks to his knees! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Judge Machina!
A relieved looking Judge Machina thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.