PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rosco P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaakko Kolloo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coltrane comes to the ring accompanied by Bleed. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

P Coltrane
vs
Kolloo

177 cm
27
168 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

170 cm
25
167 lbs
9 - 2 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Untouchable Fight Nutrition

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rosco P Coltrane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jaakko Kolloo!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Sergei Dronov and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Coltrane misses.
Kolloo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Coltrane darts in and clinches Kolloo up against the ropes.
Kolloo presses Coltrane against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kolloo tries to work over Coltrane's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Coltrane lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Coltrane tries to land knees in the clinch but Kolloo avoids the damage to the body.
Coltrane misses with an elbow over the top.
Kolloo gets through Coltrane's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Coltrane creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kolloo's defenses.
Coltrane using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Kolloo fails to land.
Coltrane blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kolloo misses with a knee strike.
Kolloo is looking to break free of the clinch but Coltrane has double underhooks.
Coltrane looks to throw an elbow but misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Coltrane is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kolloo is defending well for now.
Kolloo misses with a punch to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kolloo.
Kolloo lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kolloo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Coltrane lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Jaakko Kolloo has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolloo lands a nice shot to the body.
Coltrane prevents a body shot from Kolloo.
Coltrane lands a hook that snaps the head of Kolloo backwards.
Kolloo tries to throw a body punch but Coltrane avoids it by throwing Kolloo back against the ropes.
Coltrane gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kolloo is trying to break free.
Coltrane lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kolloo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Coltrane avoiding damage as Kolloo throws knees to the body.
Coltrane gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Coltrane creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kolloo's defenses.
Kolloo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Coltrane is defending well for now.
Coltrane has Kolloo pressed against the ropes, preventing Kolloo from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kolloo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Coltranes head.
Coltrane creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kolloo's defenses.
Coltrane blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short uppercut from Coltrane.
Coltrane unloads a knee to the mid-section.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kolloo.
Coltrane gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kolloo is trying to force a seperation but Coltrane has the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coltrane lands an elbow that stopped Kolloo in his tracks for a moment.

That has opened up Jaakko Kolloo's cut even more.
Kolloo avoids the elbow strike from Coltrane, against the ropes.
Kolloo misses with some punches.
Kolloo takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kolloo trying to stall but Coltrane improves his position.
Kolloo wants to break the clinch but can't.
Coltrane is leaning against Kolloo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kolloo looks winded!
Kolloo misses with a punch to the body.
Good body shot from Coltrane.
Coltrane blocks an uppercut.
Coltrane lands with a short head shot on the inside.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Coltrane just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kolloo's brow.
Kolloo looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kolloo is trying to break the clinch but Coltrane has him pressed against the ropes.
Coltrane throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Coltrane lands a nice elbow.
Coltrane gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

The cut above Jaakko Kolloo's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

Kolloo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Coltrane gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Kolloo avoiding damage as Coltrane throws knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kolloo is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Coltrane lands a nice elbow.

Jaakko Kolloo's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Coltrane pushes off an throws an elbow but Kolloo leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Kolloo misses with a punch on the inside.
Coltrane throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kolloos head.
Kolloo tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Coltrane pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Coltrane with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Coltrane missing with knees to the body.
Kolloo working hard to break the clinch.
Kolloo blocks an elbow strike from Coltrane.
Coltrane lands with a short shot to the head.
Coltrane tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kolloo avoids it.
Coltrane creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kolloo's defenses.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jaakko Kolloo's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Rosco P Coltrane!
Rosco P Coltrane took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Untouchable Fight Nutrition for their support in the buildup to the fight.