PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Inglorious Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Klinch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roger Klinch told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Bastard
vs
Klinch

190 cm
26
193 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

190 cm
24
194 lbs
1 - 1 - 2

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Inglorious Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Roger Klinch!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Nard Betker and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Klinch moves into the clinch successfully.
Klinch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bastard.
Bastard pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Klinch avoids the elbow strike from Bastard, against the cage.
Bastard misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Klinch.
Bastard tries to pull guard but Klinch won't allow it.
Bastard pushes off an throws an elbow but Klinch leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bastard tries to stall but Klinch uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Klinch creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bastard looking to stall.
Klinch will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Bastard up against the cage.
Klinch gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Bastard has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Klinch uses from the top position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Bastard is looking to sinch up a triangle. Klinch throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Bastard's body to avoid the submission. Bastard has instead reached around Klinch's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Bastard arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Inglorious Bastard!
A victorious Inglorious Bastard thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.