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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Reese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idiot's entrance music is Non-Phixion: Black Helicopters. A fine choice. This should be a great matchup!
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167 lbs
21 - 3 - 0 |
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171 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
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Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kyle Reese!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Shigeki Sano and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Idiot comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Reese throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Idiot's head.
It looks like Blithering Idiot has been cut.
Idiot misses with a wild body shot.
Reese tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Idiot moves into range and clinches up with Reese.
Reese has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Idiot lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reese wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Reese tries to circle away but Idiot has him pinned against the cage.
Reese looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Idiot digs a right hand underneath Reese's ribcage. Reese let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short left from Idiot.
Idiot breaks from the clinch.
Reese tries to land a front kick but Idiot steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Reese falls off balance throwing a combination
and Idiot counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Idiot lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Reese at a distance.
Idiot just misses with a punch to the body.
Idiot lands an overhand right.
A telegraphed right hand from Reese misses the target.
Idiot avoids the head kick by Reese.
Reese takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Reese is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reese drops his guard momentarily, allowing Idiot to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Reese! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Idiot takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Blithering Idiot!
Blithering Idiot decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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hype
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pop
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