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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joe Dirt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Cena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cena has chosen Booty Work as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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185 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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195 cm
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185 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe Dirt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Cena!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dirt misses with a takedown attempt
and Cena counters with a takedown into side control.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Dirt is trying to get back to half guard.
Cena working away.
Dirt is looking to regain half guard here but Cena keeps moving and retains side control.
Cena taking a break here but Dirt is having none of it and regains half guard.
Cena wants to stand up but Dirt manages to regain full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cena won't allow Dirt to sweep him here.
Dirt is adopting a defensive guard.
Cena wants to control from the top but Dirt keeps moving.
Dirt wants to sweep but no luck.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dirt is controlling Cena's posture.
The ref stands the fighters back up. John Cena was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Cena shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Dirt sprawls well. Dirt wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cena gets slowly back to his feet.
Cena is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cena rushes Dirt and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dirt changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cena fights it off and pushes away nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dirt. Cena does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dirt shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Dirt was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Cena prevents Dirt from taking his back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dirt wants to finish this one by submission but Cena is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Dirt.
Dirt connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Cena defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Dirt.
Cena really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dirt. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Dirt prevents Cena from getting the reversal.
Dirt can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Cena is looking to escape.
Cena can't escape the position.
Dirt with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirt is working for a guillotine from mount but Cena frees his head quite easily.
Dirt jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Cena manages to avoid the submission attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dirt is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Cena has escaped the position, nice work there.
Dirt misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
You can see the frustration on Cena's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Cena tries to buck Dirt off but Dirt is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Dirt dominated that round.
That's time! Dirt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Dirt shoots for a takedown but Cena saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A swing and a miss from Dirt.
Dirt looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cena is fending him off so far but Dirt persists. Nope, Cena circles away and we're back to standing.
Dirt will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Dirt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dirt doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cena counters with a right hand to the body.
Cena slips a straight right by Dirt.
Cena shoots in looking for a takedown but Dirt manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Cena's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Dirt feints and as Cena raises his hands in defense, Dirt changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Cena striking off his back but it's not causing Dirt any problems.
Dirt trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cena looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dirt pushing down on Cena's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dirt is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dirt is thwarting Cena's attempts to control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirt is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Cena sees it coming and defends easily.
Joe Dirt overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Cena looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Cena wants to improve his position but Dirt is controlling well.
Dirt is working for a submission of some sort.
Dirt prevents Cena from improving his position.
Cena is doing well to control the position and prevent Dirt from advancing to side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dirt seems to be trying to get a kimura but instead Cena has recovered full guard.
Dirt pushing down on Cena's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Cena is in trouble now - Dirt has advanced to mount!
Cena defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Dirt.
Dirt is working for a guillotine from mount but Cena frees his head quite easily.
Cena is squirming around, avoiding Dirt's attempts to control the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dirt is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Cena has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Cena!
Dirt seems keen to control Cena's posture.
Cena working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirt not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Cena must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Dirt looking for a sweep. Not yet Dirt, not yet.
Cena wanted to stand there but Dirt had control of the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Dirt holds on and takes a little breather.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
We're going to have a standup here because Joe Dirt wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Dirt looks to throw the jab but Cena is out of range.
Dirt throws a jab but it's blocked by Cena.
Dirt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Dirt dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Cena moves into the clinch.
Dirt tries for a takedown but Cena manages to get underhooks.
Dirt is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Cena is defending well.
Dirt looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Dirt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dirt has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Cena is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Dirt has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Cena after a bit of a struggle.
Dirt is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Cena is defending well.
Dirt is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Cena pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Cena jumps guard and drags Dirt to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Cena looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Cena had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dirt defends it easily.
Cena wants to sweep but no luck.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirt trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cena looking for a guillotine here but Dirt defends easily.
Dirt looking to pass the guard.
Cena trying to keep a closed guard but Dirt is proving a slippery customer.
Cena can't keep his opponent in guard - Dirt advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dirt is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dirt seems to be working for a kimura but Cena defends the submission attempt.
Dirt wants to free his trapped foot but Cena is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Dirt seems to be working for a kimura but Cena defends the submission attempt.
Dirt is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Cena has managed to free his arm - good work.
Cena is trying to stand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dirt wants to free his trapped foot but Cena is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Cena is trying to get back to full guard.
Cena is in trouble now - Dirt has advanced to mount!
Dirt looking to finish Cena with some ground and pound. This is bad for Cena!
Dirt get's back to his feet.
Cena bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cena wants to clinch up but Dirt keeps it at a distance.
John Cena is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dirt looks to land a right hand but Cena moved out of range.
Dirt feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Cena is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirt trying to control the position from guard on top but Cena is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cena looking for a guillotine here but Dirt defends easily.
Dirt trying to move into half guard but instead Cena has managed to sweep!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dirt looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Joe Dirt has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Dirt misses with a takedown
and Cena counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Cena.
John Cena has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Joe Dirt is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cena throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Joe Dirt.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dirt, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Dirt!
A victorious Joe Dirt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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