PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Surfer Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Flo Wer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dude comes to the cage accompanied by Jack Johnson - You And Your Heart. Wer has chosen My Sweet Lord by George Harrison as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Dude
vs
Wer

184 cm
28
175 lbs
12 - 5 - 1

182 cm
26
175 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

CEC Nutrition Q160

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Surfer Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Flo Wer!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wer thows a body shot but no joy.
Dude lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wer throws a leg kick but Dude sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dude shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dude with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dude lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wer's sensitive parts.
Wer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wer thuds a left hand into Dude's body.
Wer throws a leg kick but Dude sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dude dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wer. That did some damage!
Wer ducks under a wild hook from Dude.
Wer scores with a hook to the body. Dude takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Wer throws a leg kick but Dude sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wer misses with a low kick as Dude jumps back.
A good leg kick by Wer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wer connects with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Dude throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sloppy strikes from Wer. Those never looked like landing.
Surfer Dude is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wer will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dude throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wer moves away from the strike by Dude.
Wer steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Dude. That one must have hurt.
Flo Wer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wer misses with a hook
and Dude counters with a nice low kick that buckles Wer's knee momentarily.
Dude throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wer.
A lazy body kick from Wer
and Dude counters with a right hand to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wer. That's going to slow Dude down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dude was well out of range. Poor timing from Wer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wer catches Dude with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Wer tries to clinch but Dude moves out of range.
Wer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wer. Dude does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wer throws a solid leg kick but Dude takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Wer.
Dude uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wer.
Wer throws a hook but Dude avoids it easily.
Dude tries to work over Wer's front leg with a kick but Wer checks it.
Wer throws a hook to the side of Dude's head but Dude sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dude misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wer.
Dude fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Wer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dude throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dude connects with a good right hand that stumbles Wer. Wer circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wer swings for the body but Dude moves out of range.
Dude throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dude keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wer misses with a leg kick.
Wer clobbers Dude with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Wer throws a leg kick
and Dude makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dude scores with a decent looking hook.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dude lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Wer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Good work by Wer as he checks the leg kick.
Dude moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dude uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wer.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dude.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Wer.
A head kick misses from Dude.
Wer throws a solid leg kick but Dude takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Wer.
Wer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dude. Dude obviously looking to wear him down.
Dude displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wer throws out the jab.
Wer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wer throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Dude's waist but Dude gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Wer off to one side.
Dude scores with a sloppy right hand. Wer should have avoided that one.
Wer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dude lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wer's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dude under the eye.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dude with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wer to score with a decent uppercut.
Wer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dude displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wer throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Flo Wer dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Dude with a nice cross.
Wer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dude with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dude staying out of range there.
Wer connects with a crisp jab.
Wer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dude gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Dude lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dude slips a jab from Wer.
Both fighters circling a little - Dude finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wer misses with an uppercut. Dude saw that one coming.
Wer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dude misses with a hook.
Wer connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wer checks the leg kick nicely there.
Wer throws a shot from downtown. Dude moves away and avoids it.
Dude throws a body punch but Wer moves out of range.
Wer throws a head kick but Dude moves out of range.
Dude cracks Wer with a good jab.
Wer swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dude lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wer tries to score with a low kick but Dude moves his leg out of the way.
Wer tries to clinch but Dude is having none of it.
Dude attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Wer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dude.
The fighters circle momentarily. Wer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wer connects with a nice looking jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dude throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wer misses with a looping right.
Wer tries to work over Dude's front leg with a kick but Dude checks it.
Dude jabs Wer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wer throws a right hand that misses
and Dude counters with a nice kick to the body.
Wer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dude looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dude lands with a kick to the ribs.
Wer misses with a low kick as Dude jumps back.
Dude throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Wer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dude is out of range.
Wer avoids the body shot from Dude.
Dude stuffs the takedown.
Dude getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Wer throws a chopping leg kick but Dude manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Wer ducks under a wild hook from Dude.
Wer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Dude fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wer is out of range.
Wer throws a low kick but Dude avoids it.
Wer does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dude avoids the body shot from Wer.
Dude throws a hook but Wer avoids it easily.
Wer looks to score with a jab to the body but Dude is just out of range.
Wer throws a right hand that misses
and Dude counters with a nice low kick that buckles Wer's knee momentarily.
Wer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Wer.
Wer throws a jab when Dude was well out of range.
Dude slips under a jab.
Wer shoots in for a double leg but Dude sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Wer is breathing heavily.
Dude connects with a leg kick. Wer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Wer jabs Dude right on the nose. Dude blinks but takes it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dude.
Dude dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wer. That did some damage!
Wer misses with a leg kick.
Dude lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dude with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wer misses with a straight right.
Wer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dude.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Surfer Dude dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Dude lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dude throws a low kick but Wer moves out of range easily.
Wer throws a shot from downtown. Dude moves away and avoids it.
Wer throws a head kick but Dude moves out of range.
Wer misses with a few strikes there.
Dude throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dude cracks Wer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dude scores with a kick to the midsection.
Dude takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A punch lands to the side of Wer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Dude attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dude feints and then cracks Wer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wer down.
Dude lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wer blocks a head kick by Dude.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wer avoids the head kick by Dude.
Jab by Dude.
Dude bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dude scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Wer closes the distance and clinches up with Dude, looking for a takedown. Wer pushes Dude against the cage but Dude circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Wer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dude is looking to slow Wer down with leg kicks.
Wer throws a leg kick but Dude sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dude has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dude misses with a kick to the body.
Wer misses with a body shot.
Dude cracks a nice hook into Wer's ribs.
A good leg kick by Dude.
Wer misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dude counters with a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude misses with an uppercut. Wer saw that one coming.
Dude scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dude looks to score with a jab to the body but Wer is just out of range.
Wer's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dude connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wer scrambles back to his feet.
Dude chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dude misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dude.
Wer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dude.
Dude goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wer throws a head kick that misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dude.
Wer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wer looks to land a right hand but Dude moved out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dude takes one to the chin there.
Dude throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dude ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wer throws a hook to the side of Dude's head but Dude sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dude tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That kick from Dude tenderised Wer's leg. Wer is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dude checks a leg kick.
Wer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dude.
A swing and a miss from Wer.
Wer thows a leg kick but Dude checks it
and Dude counters with a body kick that stops Wer in his tracks momentarily.
Wer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dude walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dude jabs Wer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dude waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wer.
Dude connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wer's hands.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dude checks a leg kick.
Dude fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dude tries a low kick but Wer avoids it.
Dude fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wer lands a nice hook to Dude's body. Dude takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dude counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wer thinking.
Wer takes a jab right on the kisser.

And that's the end of the fight!
Surfer Dude showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dude has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Surfer Dude!
Surfer Dude looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Are we done here? Gotta go catch a wave man, a wave...'.