PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boa Constrictor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Abed Nadir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Constrictor might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to American Bad Ass. Nadir is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by M.A.S.H Theme. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Constrictor
vs
Nadir

195 cm
26
210 lbs
10 - 12 - 0

188 cm
23
217 lbs
5 - 3 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boa Constrictor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Abed Nadir!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nadir's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Nadir duly obliges.
Constrictor misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Constrictor misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nadir scores with a jab to the head.
Nadir ducks right into an uppercut from Constrictor.
Nadir stalks Constrictor and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Constrictor's face. Constrictor staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Boa Constrictor has been cut.
Constrictor misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nadir moves in looking to clinch but Constrictor pushes him off.
Constrictor throws the kick towards the body but Nadir avoids it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Constrictor throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Nadir takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Constrictor throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Nadir counters with a one-two to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Constrictor.
Constrictor scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Boa Constrictor is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constrictor misses with a low kick.
No joy there for Nadir, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Constrictor uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Nadir motions for Constrictor to come forward. Nadir throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Constrictor ducks under a wild hook from Nadir.
Nadir fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nadir goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Constrictor misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nadir tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Constrictor is able to avoid easily.
Constrictor lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nadir tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nadir waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Constrictor.
Constrictor misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Constrictor swats away the attempt to clinch by Nadir.
Constrictor throws a sloppy head kick and Nadir moves out of range easily.
Constrictor misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nadir misses the jab.
Constrictor throws a head kick but Nadir moves out of range.
Constrictor throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Abed Nadir has been cut.
Constrictor throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nadir. Constrictor does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nadir lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Constrictor circles away quickly and effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Nadir.
Nadir throws a poor cross that misses
and Constrictor counters with a nice uppercut.
Nadir tries to close the distance and clinch up but Constrictor swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Constrictor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Constrictor throws a nice looking combination but Nadir bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nadir throws a hook but Constrictor blocks it.
Nadir tries to bum rush Constrictor with a series of wild strikes but Constrictor uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Boa Constrictor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Constrictor takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A combination from Constrictor does no damage.
Some wild striking there from Constrictor.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nadir feints a jab promting Constrictor to slip. Nadir then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Constrictor slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nadir walks into a stiff left hand from Constrictor.
Nadir tries to clinch but Constrictor moves out of range.
Nadir throws a series of punches but Constrictor avoids them all with ease.
Nadir feints a jab promting Constrictor to slip. Nadir then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Constrictor slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Constrictor shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Nadir eats them both and turns towards Constrictor to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Constrictor throws a front kick that sends Nadir stumbling back into the cage.
Constrictor lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boa Constrictor dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nadir tries to clinch there but Constrictor circles away.
Nadir misses with a straight left.
Nadir misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nadir scores with a punch to the head.
Nadir avoids a punch combination nicely.
Constrictor connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nadir takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Boa Constrictor is winning the standup battle so far.
Nadir walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nice body punch from Constrictor.
Constrictor is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nadir misses with a low kick as Constrictor jumps back.
Constrictor is looking to slow Nadir down with leg kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constrictor tries to land a front kick but Nadir steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nadir shoots in but Constrictor avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nadir clobbers Constrictor with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Constrictor misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Constrictor throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Some wild striking there from Constrictor.
Constrictor avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nadir tries to work over Constrictor's front leg with a kick but Constrictor checks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nadir tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Constrictor was well out of range. Poor timing from Nadir.
A head kick from Constrictor lands but Nadir takes it in his stride.
Nadir moves out of range as Constrictor throws a body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Constrictor lands with a nice body punch.
Constrictor with a hook.
Constrictor takes a swing at Nadir's ribcage but misses.
Constrictor swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Nadir counters with a nice body shot.
Constrictor tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Nadir. Those never looked like landing.
Constrictor misses with a double jab.
Constrictor thows a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Nadir.
Boa Constrictor is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nadir swinging wildly here.
Constrictor misses the shot to the body.
Constrictor scores with a one two! Nadir had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Constrictor lands with a slapping head kick.
Nadir misses with a double jab.
Nadir fails to land with a series of punches.
A combination from Constrictor does no damage.
Constrictor blocks a head kick by Nadir.
Constrictor throws a series of punches but Nadir avoids them all with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Constrictor checks a leg kick.
Constrictor throws a right hand that Nadir ducks under and follows up with a left that Nadir also avoids with ease.
Nadir takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nadir fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sloppy strikes from Nadir. Those never looked like landing.
Nadir lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Constrictor circles away quickly and effectively.
Constrictor swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Constrictor swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nadir misses the jab.
Nadir throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Constrictor stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boa Constrictor dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Nadir misses with a wild body shot.
Nadir with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Constrictor to score with a decent uppercut.
Nadir throws a jab but it's blocked by Constrictor.
Constrictor pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nadir on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Constrictor fails to land with a series of punches.
Nadir avoids the head kick by Constrictor.
Nadir misses with a head kick.
Constrictor misses with a wild combination.
A nice combination there by Constrictor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constrictor moves forwards but Nadir connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Constrictor throws a head kick that misses.
Constrictor looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Constrictor misses with a straight right.
Constrictor misses with a combination
and Nadir counters with a stiff right hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nadir showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Constrictor.
Nadir goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Nadir lands a two punch combo.
Nadir pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor throws a lazy head kick
and Nadir counters with a one-two to the body.
Constrictor throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Nadir moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Constrictor breaks from the clinch.
Constrictor throws a head kick that misses.
Nadir misses the jab.
Constrictor looks to land a body kick but Nadir moved away.
A combination from Constrictor does no damage.
Constrictor misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nadir tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Constrictor manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor throws a nice head kick!
Constrictor pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Constrictor.
Nadir tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Constrictor swats away the attempt to clinch by Nadir.
Constrictor throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Constrictor throws a sloppy head kick and Nadir moves out of range easily.
Constrictor thows a left - swing and a miss!
Constrictor throws the kick towards the body but Nadir avoids it.
Constrictor misses with a two punch combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Constrictor lands a lovely overhand right.
Nadir throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nadir lands with a slapping head kick.
Constrictor throws a head kick that misses.
Constrictor avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nadir fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Constrictor on the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Constrictor throws a right and a left that Nadir avoids nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick misses from Nadir.
Constrictor throws a head kick that misses
and Nadir connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nadir scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Boa Constrictor did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Nadir smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Constrictor misses with a jab, cross combination.
Constrictor tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Constrictor takes one on the button.
Nadir throws a jab but it's blocked by Constrictor.
Nadir scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Nadir throws a leg kick that is checked
and Constrictor counters with a head kick. That will keep Nadir thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Constrictor lands with a nice combination. Nadir backs away looking to recover.
Constrictor throws a head kick that misses.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nadir slips under a jab.
Constrictor slaps away a takedown attempt from Nadir, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constrictor ducks under a wild hook from Nadir.
Constrictor swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Nadir counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Constrictor managing to block the knees to the body from Nadir.
Constrictor managing to block the knees to the body from Nadir.
Nadir throws an elbow but it misses.

Nadir escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Constrictor misses with a double jab.
Constrictor misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Constrictor lands a leg kick that knocks Nadir off balance momentarily.
Constrictor misses with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Nadir.
Nadir throws a series of punches but Constrictor moves out of range.
Constrictor blocks a jab.
Constrictor connects with a crisp jab.
Constrictor fails to land with a series of punches.
Nadir tries a low kick but Constrictor avoids it.
Nadir takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nadir throws a series of punches but Constrictor avoids them all with ease.
A head kick from Constrictor lands but Nadir takes it in his stride.
Constrictor throws a leg kick which misses Nadir's front leg but catches the back leg as Nadir tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Constrictor.
Constrictor misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
No joy there for Constrictor, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nadir just misses with a punch to the body.
Nadir lands a right hook to the body.
Constrictor looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Nadir fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Constrictor manages to avoid it.
Nadir takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Constrictor throws the left hand but Nadir avoids the punch easily.
Constrictor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Constrictor showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nadir.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Constrictor has Nadir pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Constrictor pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Nadir tumbling to the mat - Constrictor dives into Nadir's guard.
Nadir is adopting a defensive guard.
Constrictor wants to stand but Nadir has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Constrictor won't allow Nadir to sweep him here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boa Constrictor had his way with Abed Nadir in that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Constrictor throws a head kick that misses.
Nadir ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Constrictor's corner calls for a 1-2. Constrictor obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Constrictor misses with a series of wild punches.
Constrictor throws a head kick but Nadir moves out of range.
Nadir looks to land a combination but Constrictor avoids it well.
Nadir stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Constrictor.
Constrictor misses with a combination
letting Nadir counter with a right hand.
That kick from Constrictor tenderised Nadir's leg. Nadir is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constrictor misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Constrictor throws a push kick but Nadir slaps the foot to one side.
Constrictor throws a sloppy head kick and Nadir moves out of range easily.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
A head kick misses from Constrictor.
Nadir wants to clinch.
Nadir takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Nadir forces Constrictor back against the cage and clinches.
Nadir throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Constrictor blocks it with crossed arms.
Constrictor managing to block the knees to the body from Nadir.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Constrictor avoiding damage as Nadir throws knees to the body.
Constrictor managing to block the knees to the body from Nadir.

Constrictor breaks from the clinch.
Good leg kick by Constrictor there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Constrictor throws a right hand that Nadir ducks under and follows up with a left that Nadir also avoids with ease.
Constrictor chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nadir can pounce on him.
Constrictor throws a sloppy head kick
and Nadir counters with a nice body shot.

Nadir clinches with his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nadir is trying to stall.
Constrictor managing to block the knees to the body from Nadir.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Nadir - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

Constrictor breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Constrictor throws a sloppy head kick and Nadir moves out of range easily.
Nadir misses with a wild combination.
Constrictor moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nadir misses with a double jab
and Constrictor counters with a one-two to the body.
Nadir moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Constrictor. Nadir does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nadir slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Constrictor misses with a double jab
and Nadir cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Abed Nadir has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Constrictor throws a head kick that Nadir semi-blocks.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Constrictor just misses with a punch to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Constrictor fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boa Constrictor is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nadir slips a jab and a cross from Constrictor.

And that's the end of the fight!
Boa Constrictor showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Constrictor, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Boa Constrictor!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Boa Constrictor!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Boa Constrictor!

Boa Constrictor wins by unanimous decision!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Boa Constrictor waved his t-shirt featuring LEGENDARY SUPER DRUG 159Q (95% Return)'s logo in front of the cameras.