PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paco Da Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbara Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Da Man comes to the cage accompanied by Tenacious D - Beelzeboss. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Da Man
vs
Boxer

201 cm
33
262 lbs
25 - 11 - 1

190 cm
32
290 lbs
50 - 33 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paco Da Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 50 - 33 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbara Boxer!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Colin Fray and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boxer throws a low kick but Da Man avoids it.
The fighters circling - Da Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Boxer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Da Man misses with an uppercut. Boxer saw that one coming.
Da Man staying out of range there.
Boxer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Da Man pushes Boxer up against the cage in a clinch.
A right hand to the body from Boxer.
Boxer tries to work over Da Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Da Man tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A nice left hand lands by Da Man.
Da Man blocks a body shot from Boxer.
Boxer misses with a body punch.
Boxer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Boxer throws a punch but it's blocked by Da Man.
Da Man unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boxer misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Boxer.

It looks like Paco Da Man has been cut.
Da Man cracks Boxer with a nice body shot.
Da Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Boxer misses with a punch to the body.
Da Man blocks a body shot from Boxer.
Boxer misses with a body punch.
Da Man misses with a body punch.
Boxer working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Boxer fails to land.
Da Man lands a left hand.
Da Man just leaning against Boxer, taking a breather.
Da Man lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Boxer or not.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Da Man misses with a body punch.
Da Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Boxer.
Boxer throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da Man scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Da Man.
Da Man is struggling to control the position.
Boxer tries to work over Da Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Boxer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Boxer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Boxer takes a knee to the side of the body.
Boxer looks winded!
Boxer blocks an uppercut.
Da Man tries to throw a body punch but Boxer avoids it by throwing Da Man back against the cage.
Da Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Boxer controls his hands.
Boxer throws a head punch that misses.
Boxer tries to work over Da Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Da Man blocks a body shot from Boxer.
Boxer blocks a body shot from Da Man.
Da Man utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Come on Da Man - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Da Man putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Boxer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Da Man working Boxer over with knees to the body.
Boxer prevents a body shot from Da Man.
Boxer dodges an elbow strike from Da Man.
Da Man tries to work over Boxer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Still in the clinch, Da Man scores with a nice short uppercut.

It looks like Barbara Boxer has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boxer tries to throw a body punch but Da Man avoids it by throwing Boxer back against the cage.
Da Man lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Da Man is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Boxer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Da Man tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Boxer misses with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Da Man lands a left hand.
A right hand to the body from Da Man.
Da Man trying to land knees to the body.
Da Man scores with a hook to the body.
Da Man stalling against the cage.
Da Man comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A left hand lands to the body for Da Man.
Da Man looking to throw knees to the head but Boxer is blocking nicely.
Da Man dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Da Man for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A right handed body shot lands from Da Man.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Paco Da Man dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

A nice inside leg kick there by Da Man. That's going to slow Boxer down.
Da Man looks to score with a jab to the body but Boxer is just out of range.
Da Man lands a nice looking body shot.
Da Man drops Boxer with a big left hand! Boxer is injured, injured bad! Da Man jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Paco Da Man!
During a confident post fight interview, Paco Da Man thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.