PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cookie Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Ryan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monster comes into the arena with Cookie Monster Eating blaring out of the sound system. Ryan has chosen Girlfriend as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Jake Ryan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Monster
vs
Ryan

179 cm
34
239 lbs
26 - 17 - 1

186 cm
32
222 lbs
34 - 15 - 5

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

The Choke´s On You
Perkele!

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Cookie Monster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 15 - 5, fighting out of London, Jake Ryan!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ryan throws out a loose jab but Monster uses good head movement to avoid it.
A slow jab from Ryan misses its intended target.
Ryan takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Ryan connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Cookie Monster has been cut.
Ryan connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Monster on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Ryan looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ryan lands a nice shot that snaps Monster's head back.
Monster misses with an uppercut. Ryan saw that one coming.
Ryan throws a looping overhand right but Monster ducks down to avoid it.
Ryan lands a jab to Monster's midsection.
Monster lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Ryan throws a lazy right hand but Monster sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Ryan swings for the body but Monster moves out of range.
Ryan throws a lazy right hand but Monster sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Ryan steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Monster.
Jake Ryan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ryan throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ryan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Ryan misses
enabling Monster to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Jake Ryan has been cut.
Ryan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nice defenses there by Monster.
Ryan plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ryan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Monster counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ryan sizes up Monster with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Monster keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ryan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ryan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Monster.
Monster on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ryan, right into the meat.
Ryan waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Monster.
Monster throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Monster ducks under a wild hook from Ryan.
Ryan misses with a hook
and Monster counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monster moves out of range as Ryan strikes.
Ryan looks to land a right hand but Monster moved out of range.
Monster misses with a two punch combination.
Nice straight punches there by Ryan. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Ryan.
Ryan uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Monster.
Ryan throws an overhand right that drops Monster like a sack of potatoes! Ryan dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jake Ryan!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Jake Ryan waved his t-shirt featuring RAW Nutrition Recovery *159 : 60$ * 's logo in front of the cameras.