PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paddy Fox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snow Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snow Crash has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Paddy Fox's chin.

Fox
vs
Crash

188 cm
28
269 lbs
22 - 17 - 1

205 cm
30
284 lbs
19 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Paddy Fox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Snow Crash!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Crash misses.
Crash looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fox is fending him off so far but Crash persists. Nope, Fox circles away and we're back to standing.
Fox defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Crash.
Fox tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crash circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fox looks to land a body kick but Crash moved away.
A jab from Fox does it's job there.
Fox is breathing heavily.

Crash rushes Fox and presses him up against the cage.
Crash tries to break the clinch but Fox is controlling the position.
Fox blocks a body shot from Crash.
Crash tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Fox smiles and moves away.
Paddy Fox has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Snow Crash.
Fox looks to score with a jab to the body but Crash is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fox lands a nice looking body shot.
Crash misses with a hook. Fox ducked under it nicely.
Fox misses with an uppercut. Crash saw that one coming.
Fox cracks Crash with a right hand to the side of the head.
Crash throws a wild body kick that Fox sees coming a mile off.
Crash dips to his left and cracks Fox with an uppercut!
Crash scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Crash shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fox defends it nicely.
Paddy Fox is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fox misses with a straight left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Fox gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Crash to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Crash postures up and lands a big shot to Fox's brow.
Fox keeping moving, preventing Crash from controlling successfully.
Crash throwing strikes from guard but Fox blocks nicely.
Crash chips away with some ground and pound.
Crash is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Crash working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Crash distracts Fox with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Crash loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Crash working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crash working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Fox might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Crash wants to control from the top but Fox keeps moving.
Crash passes Fox's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Crash prevents Fox from improving his position.
Fox is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Crash scores with a couple of nice shots.
Crash wants to control but Fox is keeping him busy.
Crash seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Crash not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Crash lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Crash winds up and cracks Fox with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crash trying to control from half guard but Fox is working away.

Crash seems to be working for a kimura but Fox defends the submission attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crash takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Crash looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Fox with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Fox tries to roll over but Crash keeps him under control.
Fox keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Fox trying to hold on to Crash's head to control him but Crash postures up.
Crash wants to pass to mount but Fox is defending the position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crash is keen to just control but Fox is a slippery customer.
Fox trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snow Crash dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Crash looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fox is fending him off so far but Crash persists. Nope, Fox circles away and we're back to standing.
Fox uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crash.
Fox gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Crash.
Fox throws out a leg kick but Crash moves out of range and Fox only half commits.
Fox stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Fox throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Fox misses with a left hand
and Crash cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Crash closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Crash is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Crash trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fox is bucking up trying to escape but Crash cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

Fox is rocked!
Crash is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Oh Fox is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crash loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Fox scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Crash land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Crash stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snow Crash!
A victorious Snow Crash thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.