PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Lluoma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and King Nile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lluoma's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, New Religion - Duran Duran. Nile comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Walk Like An Egyptian kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! King Nile has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Simon Lluoma's chin.

Lluoma
vs
Nile

188 cm
32
240 lbs
24 - 14 - 0

205 cm
26
290 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Malicestar
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CRAZY COW Co. (Q158)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Simon Lluoma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, King Nile!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Robert Douchet and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lluoma lands a nice shot to the body.
Nile pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nile throws a sloppy head kick and Lluoma moves out of range easily.
Lluoma misses with a lunging right hand
and Nile counters with an inside leg kick.

Lluoma drops Nile with a beautiful combination! Nile stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Lluoma is looking for the KO!

It looks like King Nile has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lluoma missing with a left hand there. Nile was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nile throws a head kick that misses.
Nile tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nile looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Lluoma tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lluoma scores with a nice right hand.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lluoma.
Lluoma throws a jab but it's blocked by Nile.
Some wild striking there from Lluoma.
Lluoma throws an off balance right hand
and Nile counters with a big head kick but Lluoma shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lluoma will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nile throws a head kick that misses.
Lluoma moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Nile.
Nile takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Nile misses with a low kick.
Lluoma fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Nile on the side of the head.
Nice straight punches there by Lluoma. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Lluoma.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lluoma throws a sloppy head kick and Nile moves out of range easily.
Lluoma misses with a hook. Nile ducked under it nicely.
Nile displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lluoma throws out the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nile misses with a body kick.
Nile pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lluoma throws out a leg kick but Nile moves out of range and Lluoma only half commits.
Nile misses with a head kick.
Nile throws a head kick but Lluoma moves out of range.
Nile looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lluoma lands a front kick.
Nile looks winded!
Lluoma misses with a head kick.
Nile takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lluoma scores with a leg kick.
Lluoma throws a nice looking combination but Nile bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nile doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lluoma looks to score with a jab to the body but Nile is just out of range.
Nile takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nice uppercut lands for Lluoma. That snapped Nile's head back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nile has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lluoma.
Nile takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nile on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lluoma connects with a leg kick. Nile looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lluoma fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lluoma scores with a jab to the jaw.
Lluoma tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nile was well out of range. Poor timing from Lluoma.
Lluoma turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Lluoma lands a jab to Nile's midsection.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Lluoma cracks Nile with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Lluoma has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Nile to stand back up!

That has opened up King Nile's cut even more.
Lluoma moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nile gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Lluoma gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Nile is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Simon Lluoma!
Simon Lluoma took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Malicestar for their support in the buildup to the fight.