PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Markku Osteri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Dorian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Osteri's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Aino Akti - Kerrankin tarpeekseen. Dorian is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Indestructible. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Osteri
vs
Dorian

175 cm
22
163 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

165 cm
20
140 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Improved boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Markku Osteri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Billy Dorian!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Osteri looks to score with a jab to the body but Dorian is just out of range.
Osteri lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Dorian doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dorian throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Osteri connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Osteri just misses with a punch to the body.
Dorian misses with a wild combination.
Dorian throws a hook but Osteri blocks it.
Dorian lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dorian on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Osteri scores with a jab.

Dorian is rocked!

Osteri lands a huge takedown. Dorian is out but the ref is slow to react and Osteri lands 3 more undefended punches before the fight is stopped. Brutal finish. Dorian lies on the canvas for a good minute before the doctors bring him round. Good to see he's OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Markku Osteri!