PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Cancer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Solomon Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jenkins comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Gogol Bordello - Wonderlust King kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cancer
vs
Jenkins

190 cm
25
290 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

210 cm
24
185 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dick Cancer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Solomon Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cancer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cancer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jenkins tries a low kick but Cancer avoids it.
Cancer throws a body kick that misses.
Jenkins moves out of range of the body kick from Cancer.
Jenkins ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jenkins lands a slapping body shot.
Cancer misses with the body kick
enabling Jenkins to counter with a crisp jab.
Jenkins scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cancer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

It looks like Dick Cancer has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Donk. Jenkins catches Cancer right on the button with a cross.
Jenkins tests Cancer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cancer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jenkins cracks a nice hook into Cancer's ribs.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cancer swings widly with a right hand
and Jenkins counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cancer is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins scores with a body shot.
Jenkins fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Cancer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jenkins scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cancer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Dick Cancer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jenkins connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cancer misses with a body punch
and Jenkins cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jenkins cracks a nice hook into Cancer's ribs.
Jenkins lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Jenkins lands a big head kick that sends Cancer tumbling to the mat! Jenkins takes a step backwards and waves Cancer back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Cancer is rocked!
Cancer walks into a jab.
Oh Cancer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Jenkins shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Cancer napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Cancer seems to have got his legs back now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Cancer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jenkins on the ground.
Jenkins controlling the pace for now.
Cancer taking shots to the head.

Jenkins has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Cancer is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Solomon Jenkins!