PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Wagon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bbq Carne Asada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chuck Wagon is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Wagon
vs
Carne Asada

211 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 1

199 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chuck Wagon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bbq Carne Asada!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Jorge Garcia and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carne Asada takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wagon connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wagon fails in his attempt to clinch.
Carne Asada should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Carne Asada throws a head kick but Wagon moves out of range.

Carne Asada has managed to clinch.
Carne Asada tries to work over Wagon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wagon creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Carne Asada blocking some punches.
Carne Asada looking to slow down the pace here.
Wagon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Carne Asada blocking some punches.
Wagon lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Carne Asada throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wagon avoids the elbow strike from Carne Asada, against the cage.
Carne Asada's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Carne Asada is looking to take this one to the mat.
Carne Asada tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Wagon smiles and moves away.

Wagon darts in and clinches Carne Asada up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carne Asada drops down looking for an ankle pick but Wagon pulls his leg out and moves away.
Chuck Wagon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bbq Carne Asada.

Wagon moves into the clinch.
Wagon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wagon tries a body shot but Carne Asada blocks it.
Wagon lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Carne Asada is trying to break free.
Wagon lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Carne Asada or not.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wagon creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Carne Asada blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short left from Wagon.
Carne Asada looking to stall.
Carne Asada is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Wagon to keep the fight standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wagon working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice body punch from Wagon - that landed with a thud.
Carne Asada looks winded!
Carne Asada blocking some punches.
Wagon lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wagon misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wagon scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Carne Asada blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Carne Asada drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Wagon gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wagon.

Carne Asada successfully pulls guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

Wagon stands and steps away. Carne Asada gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Wagon works the jab nicely.
Chuck Wagon is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wagon jabs Carne Asada right on the nose. Carne Asada blinks but takes it well.
Carne Asada tries to score a power double leg takedown but Wagon sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Carne Asada somewhat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Wagon clinches.
Still in the clinch, Wagon scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wagon lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Carne Asada is trying to push Wagon away but Wagon has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Wagon gets through Carne Asada's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Carne Asada tries to pull guard but Wagon holds him up against the cage and eventually Carne Asada drops back down to his feet.
Carne Asada fails to pull guard.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Wagon blocks an elbow strike.
Carne Asada is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wagon is defending well for now.
Wagon scores with a shot to the side of Carne Asada's head.
Carne Asada tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Carne Asada breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wagon lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Carne Asada is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

It looks like Bbq Carne Asada has been cut.
Carne Asada pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Wagon moves into the clinch successfully.
Wagon lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Carne Asada backwards.
Wagon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wagon misses with a punch on the inside.
Wagon misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Carne Asada tries to stall but Wagon uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A right handed body shot lands from Wagon.
Wagon gets through Carne Asada's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wagon scores with a shot to the side of Carne Asada's head.
A body shot lands from Wagon.
Wagon has a couple of punches blocked by Carne Asada.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Wagon lands with a light punch inside.
A nice left hand lands by Wagon.
Wagon scores with a shot to the side of Carne Asada's head.
Wagon lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wagon working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wagon lands a left hand.
A short uppercut from Wagon.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wagon.
Wagon tries to work over Carne Asada's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wagon digs a right hand into Carne Asada's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Carne Asada's gas tank.
Wagon lands with a right to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wagon throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Carne Asadas head.
Wagon lands with a left to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Wagon.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wagon.
Wagon lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Carne Asada.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Wagon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Carne Asada is trying to pull guard but Wagon turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Wagon scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wagon lands with a light punch inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wagon.
Wagon scores with a shot to the side of Carne Asada's head.
Wagon lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wagon swings wildly with an uppercut but Carne Asada uses good head movement to avoid it.
A shot in the inside from Wagon.
Wagon misses with a body punch.
Wagon throws a head punch that misses.
Carne Asada is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wagon lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wagon swings wildly with an uppercut but Carne Asada uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Wagon misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wagon gets through Carne Asada's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wagon lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Carne Asada backwards.
Carne Asada blocking some punches.
Wagon lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Carne Asada.
Wagon pushes Carne Asada back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wagon gets through Carne Asada's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Wagon.
Carne Asada is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Wagon pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Wagon lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Wagon.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wagon.
Wagon digs a right hand into Carne Asada's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Carne Asada's gas tank.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wagon lands with a light punch inside.
Wagon lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Wagon.
Carne Asada tries to pull guard but Wagon holds him up against the cage and eventually Carne Asada drops back down to his feet.
Wagon struggles to land a body shot inside as Carne Asada controls his hands.
Wagon lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wagon doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wagon lands a right hand.
Wagon scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Chuck Wagon is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Good body shot from Wagon.
Good body shot from Wagon.
Wagon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wagon lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wagon.
Carne Asada jumps guard but Wagon stands there with Carne Asada around his waist. Carne Asada gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Carne Asada's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Carne Asada misses with a knee to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wagon prevents the takedown attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Wagon showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wagon has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Chuck Wagon!
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight for Chuck Wagon!
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight for Chuck Wagon!

Chuck Wagon wins by unanimous decision!