PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bambang Ridwan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ridwan comes to the cage accompanied by Garuda di Dadaku-Netral. Pencil has chosen Full Retard as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Ridwan
vs
Pencil

184 cm
26
216 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
193 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good elbows
Very confident

CEC Nutrition Q160 & Loans

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bambang Ridwan!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Roger Salmon and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ridwan is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pencil sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ridwan takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pencil scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ridwan slips a jab and a cross from Pencil.
Pencil defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ridwan.
Pencil connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ridwan gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Pencil counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bambang Ridwan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pencil lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ridwan shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Pencil forces Ridwan back against the cage and clinches.
Knees to the body from Pencil.
Ridwan is breathing heavily.
Pencil lands a knee to the body.
Pencil is leaning against Ridwan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short left from Pencil.
Pencil working Ridwan over with knees to the body.
Pencil unloads a knee to the mid-section.

Pencil breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Ridwan or perhaps it was just good defense by Pencil which made him look bad.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pencil.
Ridwan takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pencil turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pencil stuns Ridwan with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

Pencil clinches up with Ridwan and pushes him back against the cage.
Ridwan drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Pencil gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Pencil working Ridwan over with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Knees to the body from Pencil.
Pencil lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pencil.
Pencil scores a nice knee to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pencil.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Pencil obliges.
Pencil scores with a knee to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Pencil.
Pencil scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pencil scores with a hook to the body.

Pencil's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice body punch from Pencil.
Ridwan takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pencil scores with a leg kick.
Pencil throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Pencil lands a nice looking body shot.
Pencil throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Pencil is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Ridwan rather than just go for the knockout.
Ridwan takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pencil.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil scores with a shot to the body.
Pencil lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pencil with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pencil chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That kick from Pencil tenderised Ridwan's leg. Ridwan is trying to keep his angry face on.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Ridwan. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Pencil turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ridwan takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pencil, right into the meat.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Pencil, as that shot connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ridwan on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Pencil scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Wooden Pencil is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pencil is looking to slow Ridwan down with leg kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pencil lands with an overhand left.
Ridwan takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pencil lands an overhand right.
Pencil throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ridwan is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pencil tests Ridwan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ridwan shoots in but Pencil avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Pencil connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ridwan's hands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pencil feints and then cracks Ridwan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ridwan down.
Bambang Ridwan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pencil leaves Ridwan with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Pencil lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wooden Pencil dominated that round.
That's time! Ridwan's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Pencil fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pencil defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ridwan.
Pencil with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pencil fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ridwan on the side of the head.
Pencil scores with a jab to the body.
Pencil changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slapping leg kick lands for Pencil.
Ridwan takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Pencil lands with a big left! Ridwan is wobbled badly! Pencil comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Ridwan to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Wooden Pencil!
Wooden Pencil is the new super heavyweight champion!
Wooden Pencil bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.