PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juris Dicktion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brock Lesnar told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Dicktion
vs
Lesnar

180 cm
25
260 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

190 cm
27
290 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Juris Dicktion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dicktion thows a body kick. Lesnar tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Lesnar throws a sloppy head kick
and Dicktion counters with an outside leg kick.
Dicktion turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Lesnar.
Lesnar throws a body kick that misses.
Dicktion fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dicktion moves out of range of the body kick.
Lesnar throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Dicktion holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dicktion with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lesnar misses with the head strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lesnar throws a punch but it's blocked by Dicktion.
Lesnar tries to throw a body punch but Dicktion avoids it by throwing Lesnar back against the cage.
Lesnar is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dicktion is keeping busy.
Dicktion lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dicktion prevents a body shot from Lesnar.

Dicktion pulls guard successfully.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Dicktion seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Juris Dicktion.
Dicktion lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A head kick from Dicktion lands but Lesnar takes it in his stride.

It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.
Dicktion chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dicktion swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dicktion dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lesnar. That did some damage!
Lesnar looks winded!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dicktion, right into the meat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dicktion tries to close the distance and clinch but Lesnar swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Dicktion moves into the clinch successfully.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dicktion.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dicktion.
Dicktion unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lesnar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Dicktion.
Dicktion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dicktion landing knees to the body.
Dicktion with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dicktion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lesnar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dicktion lands a knee to the body.
Dicktion landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dicktion connects with a knee to the head.
Dicktion with a knee to the head.
Dicktion unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dicktion with a knee to the head.
Dicktion scores a nice knee to the body.
Dicktion lands a knee to the body.
Dicktion lands a hook that snaps the head of Lesnar backwards.
Dicktion tries to land a knee to the head but Lesnar blocks with his arms.
Dicktion tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dicktion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lesnar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lesnar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dicktion connects with a knee to the head.

Dicktion ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Dicktion no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Dicktion has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

Dicktion has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Lesnar off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.

Dicktion pushes Lesnar up against the cage in a clinch.
Dicktion crunches a lovely knee into Lesnar's ribcage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dicktion using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lesnar has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Lesnar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dicktion misses with a knee strike.
Dicktion working Lesnar over with knees to the body.
A short right from Dicktion.
Dicktion tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lesnar takes a knee to the side of the body.
Dicktion landing knees to the head.
Dicktion lands a knee to the body.
Dicktion utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lesnar takes a knee right on the jaw!

Lesnar is rocked!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dicktion has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Lesnar - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Dicktion, and another! Lesnar is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Juris Dicktion!
In his post fight interview, Juris Dicktion started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.