PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vartan Sophaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sophaz comes into the arena with Sota (Shantel) blaring out of the sound system. Brock Lesnar is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Sophaz
vs
Lesnar

215 cm
25
286 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

190 cm
27
290 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Vartan Sophaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Sophaz.

It looks like Vartan Sophaz has been cut.
Sophaz thumps Lesnar with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lesnar swings for the body but Sophaz moves out of range.
Sophaz scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sophaz keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.
Lesnar throws a body kick that misses.
Good leg kick by Sophaz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Sophaz sends Lesnar crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Sophaz is motioning to the referee to let Lesnar up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Lesnar looks winded!
Lesnar misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lesnar takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Sophaz cracks Lesnar on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Lesnar falls backwards against the cage. Sophaz follows up with more strikes that drop Lesnar to his knees. Sophaz keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Lesnar! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vartan Sophaz!
A relieved looking Vartan Sophaz thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.