PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dynamite Glove (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roy Keane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keane has chosen Misfits - Skulls as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Glove
vs
Keane

185 cm
25
177 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

186 cm
26
180 lbs
16 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

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Mango Nutrition

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Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dynamite Glove!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Roy Keane!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Summer Carpenter and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Glove, right into the meat.
Keane misses with a low kick.
Keane throws a low kick but it's checked well by Glove.
Keane tries to clinch up.
Roy Keane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Keane throws a lazy head kick
and Glove counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Keane thinking.
Keane looks for a takedown but Glove sprawls well.

Keane closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Keane using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Glove has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Glove taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Glove tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Keane looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Keane prevents a body shot from Glove.
A short left from Glove.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Keane with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Glove blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Keane prevents a body shot from Glove.
Glove lands a nice uppercut.
Keane throws an elbow but it misses.
Keane throws an elbow but it misses.
Glove tries to throw a body punch but Keane avoids it by throwing Glove back against the cage.
Glove pushes Keane back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Glove stalling the fight.
Keane throws a knee to the head but misses.
Keane tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Keane blocks a body shot from Glove.
Glove managing to block the knees to the body from Keane.
Keane tries to land a knee to the head but Glove blocks with his arms.
Glove scores with a shoulder strike.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Glove takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Glove lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Keane backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glove throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Glove digs a right hand into Keane's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Keane's gas tank.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Glove scores with a shot to the side of Keane's head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Keane just misses with a elbow thrown towards Glove's brow.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Keane missing with knees to the body.
A short left from Glove.
Keane tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The referee calls for Glove to work.
Keane effectively controlling the action here.
Glove works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Glove lands a left hand.
Keane tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Keane tries to land knees in the clinch but Glove avoids the damage to the body.
Keane tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Glove avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Glove slows down the pace here.
Keane stalling the fight.
Glove makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Glove taking a breather.
Keane stalling the fight.
Glove dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Keane is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Glove is defending well for now.
Glove scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short uppercut from Glove.
Glove misses with a hook to the ribs.
Keane is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Keane tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keane is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Glove is defending well for now.
Keane throws an elbow that misses.
Glove stalling.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Keane lands a nice knee to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Glove on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Keane blocking some punches.
Glove pushes Keane back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Glove wants to stall.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Keane.
Keane using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Glove has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Keane misses with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dynamite Glove will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Glove checks a low kick from Keane.
Keane looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Keane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Keane misses with a jab to the body
and Glove counters with a solid body kick.
Glove keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Glove fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Keane manages to avoid it.
Keane throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Glove blocks a low kick nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Glove. Keane does a little dance to reset his feet.
Glove throws a lazy right hand but Keane sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Keane throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Glove's waist but Glove gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Keane off to one side.
Keane tried to score with a low kick but Glove checks it.
Keane cracks a nice hook into Glove's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Keane is looking to clinch.
Keane slips a jab from Glove.
A slow jab from Keane misses its intended target.
Glove moves out of range of the body kick.
Keane on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Keane tries to close the distance and clinch but Glove swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nice sprawl there from Glove as Keane shoots in.
Keane tries to clinch there but Glove circles away.
A lazy body kick from Keane
and Glove scores with a counter punch that sends Keane to the canvas! Glove smells blood - he's punishing Keane with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Keane has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dynamite Glove!
Dynamite Glove is the new welterweight champion!
A very excited looking Dynamite Glove made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.