PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Meat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alistair Velasquez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Meat
vs
Velasquez

188 cm
25
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

203 cm
23
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Fat Meat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Alistair Velasquez!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Atkins and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Velasquez lands the left hand.
Meat is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Velasquez.
Meat tests Velasquez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Velasquez checks a leg kick.
Meat throws out a leg kick but Velasquez moves out of range and Meat only half commits.
The fight stays on the outside here - Velasquez looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Meat misses with an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meat wants to land a leg kick but Velasquez is out of range.
Meat blocks a head kick by Velasquez.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Meat.
A punch combination from Velasquez misses.
Velasquez fails with a takedown attempt.
Meat lands a nice leg kick that just misses Velasquez's sensitive parts.
Alistair Velasquez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Velasquez looks winded!
Meat feints and then cracks Velasquez's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Velasquez down.
Meat fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Velasquez has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Meat connects with an inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Meat.
Velasquez chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat can pounce on him.
Meat feints and then cracks Velasquez's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Velasquez down.
Meat lands a leg kick that knocks Velasquez off balance momentarily.
Velasquez takes a head kick and keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Velasquez chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat can pounce on him.
That kick from Meat tenderised Velasquez's leg. Velasquez is trying to keep his angry face on.
Crunch! Meat slams his shin into Velasquez's torso.
Meat lands a nice looking body kick.

Meat has Velasquez up against the cage in a clinch.

Meat breaks the clinch.
Velasquez slips a straight right by Meat.
Meat fakes the leg kick and cracks Velasquez in the body.
Meat explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A chopping leg kick lands by Meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat scores with a leg kick.
Meat thows a body shot but no joy.
A slapping body kick lands there for Meat.
Meat lunges at Velasquez with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Velasquez's hand.
Velasquez on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Meat connects with a leg kick. Velasquez looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Velasquez takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Meat moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Meat throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Velasquez takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A solid leg kick lands there for Meat.
Meat misses with an uppercut. Velasquez saw that one coming.
Velasquez's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Meat dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Velasquez. That did some damage!
Meat looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Meat lands with a slapping head kick.
Velasquez has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Meat.
Meat lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Meat thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Velasquez if he has to take too many more of those.
Meat paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Velasquez moves away from the strike by Meat.

Meat rushes Velasquez and presses him up against the cage.

Meat drops Velasquez onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Velasquez is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Velasquez is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat lands a left hand.
Velasquez is still on wobbly legs! Can Meat finish him?
Meat is leaning against Velasquez and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Meat escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
An inside leg kick lands from Meat.
Meat finds Velasquez's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Velasquez flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Meat lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Velasquez will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fat Meat!
Fat Meat seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.