PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vadim Kalashnikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patricius Satanae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalashnikov comes to the cage accompanied by Leningrad Cowboys - Those Were The Days . Patricius Satanae has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kalashnikov
vs
Satanae

193 cm
24
235 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

187 cm
24
230 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vadim Kalashnikov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Patricius Satanae!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Aleksandr Martynov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satanae jabs Kalashnikov to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Satanae connects with a solid leg kick.
Satanae lands with a right hand.
Kalashnikov moves away from the strike by Satanae.
Satanae misses with a two punch combination.
Kalashnikov ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Satanae throws the left hand but Kalashnikov avoids the punch easily.
Satanae misses with a head kick.
Kalashnikov slips a straight right by Satanae.
Satanae slips a jab from Kalashnikov.
Satanae takes a swing at Kalashnikov's ribcage but misses.
Kalashnikov lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

It looks like Patricius Satanae has been cut.
Satanae dodges the punch combination from Kalashnikov.
Kalashnikov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kalashnikov keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Satanae misses with a leg kick
and Kalashnikov counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kalashnikov avoids the head kick by Satanae.
Satanae connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Satanae digs a good body shot into Kalashnikov's ribs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kalashnikov looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalashnikov on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kalashnikov throws a hook but Satanae avoids it easily.

Kalashnikov closes the distance and pushes Satanae back into the cage.
Kalashnikov has a couple of punches blocked by Satanae.
Kalashnikov goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Satanae blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Satanae breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Satanae fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kalashnikov manages to avoid it.
Kalashnikov throws a body punch but Satanae moves out of range.
A shot to the liver by Satanae. Beautiful body shot.
Kalashnikov bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Satanae looks to land a right hand but Kalashnikov moved out of range.
Kalashnikov throws a body punch but Satanae moves out of range.
Satanae thows a body shot but no joy.
Kalashnikov lunges at Satanae with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Satanae's hand.
Satanae cracks Kalashnikov with an open hand slap.
Kalashnikov keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Satanae throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kalashnikov on the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Satanae misses with a two punch combination.
Satanae ducks under a wild hook from Kalashnikov.
Satanae jabs at Kalashnikov's body.
Vadim Kalashnikov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kalashnikov connects with a single shot there.
Kalashnikov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Satanae.
Satanae swings widly with a right hand
and Kalashnikov counters with a stiff right hand.
Satanae tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
No luck for Satanae with that takedown attempt.
Vadim Kalashnikov has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Patricius Satanae.
Satanae moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Kalashnikov jabs at Satanae's body.
Kalashnikov wants to clinch.
Satanae misses with a looping left.
Kalashnikov on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kalashnikov feints and then cracks Satanae's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Satanae down.
Satanae throws a series of punches but Kalashnikov moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satanae dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kalashnikov is looking to slow Satanae down with leg kicks.
Satanae ducks under a wild hook from Kalashnikov.
Kalashnikov slips under a jab from Satanae.
Kalashnikov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Satanae throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Satanae takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Satanae uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kalashnikov.
Satanae scores with the left hand. Kalashnikov knows he should have avoided that one.

Kalashnikov clinches with his opponent.
Kalashnikov lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kalashnikov stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Satanae looks winded!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Satanae is trying to break the clinch but Kalashnikov is controlling him.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Satanae breaks from the clinch.
Satanae slips under a jab.
Satanae keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kalashnikov.
Nice shot lands for Kalashnikov.
Kalashnikov wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A jab from Kalashnikov misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satanae throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Satanae misses with a hook. Kalashnikov ducked under it nicely.
Satanae stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kalashnikov.
Kalashnikov lands a head kick. Satanae smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Kalashnikov connects with a body shot.

Kalashnikov cracks Satanae with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Kalashnikov has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Satanae to stand back up!

Satanae is rocked!
Kalashnikov is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kalashnikov throws a powerful right kick. Satanae tried to block low but the kick was high! Satanae was taken right off of his feet! Kalashnikov jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Vadim Kalashnikov!
A very excited looking Vadim Kalashnikov made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.