PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Unbreakable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Unbreakable's choice of entrance music: Busta and Yelawolf - Break Ya Neck. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

McWeakhands
vs
Jon Unbreakable

168 cm
35
166 lbs
31 - 10 - 1

177 cm
32
166 lbs
32 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

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5th Round Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Unbreakable!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Unbreakable takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McWeakhands tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Unbreakable counters with a left to the body.
A cross from McWeakhands lands.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Unbreakable moves out of range.
McWeakhands moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

It looks like Jon Unbreakable has been cut.
Unbreakable displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWeakhands throws out the jab.
McWeakhands misses with a wild body shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Unbreakable checks a leg kick.
Unbreakable takes one on the button.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
Unbreakable just misses with a punch to the body.
Unbreakable throws a low kick but it's checked well by McWeakhands.
Unbreakable lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd cheers as McWeakhands lands an impressive looking overhand right. Unbreakable doesn't seem phased though.
A leg kick checked by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with a lunging right hand

and Unbreakable counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Unbreakable is thwarting McWeakhands's attempts to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unbreakable wants to take a breather but McWeakhands is having none of it.
Unbreakable looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Unbreakable is controlling the pace.
Unbreakable slips a nice elbow through McWeakhands's hands, connecting with McWeakhands's forehead.
Unbreakable trying to mount his opponent but McWeakhands defends it.
Unbreakable working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on McWeakhands's thigh. McWeakhands counters though and makes it back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McWeakhands can't keep his opponent in guard - Unbreakable advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Unbreakable thows a huge punch but McWeakhands dodges it nicely.
The fighters are battling for position here. McWeakhands manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
McWeakhands looking for a sweep. Not yet McWeakhands, not yet.
McWeakhands avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McWeakhands keeping full guard, as Unbreakable tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable postures up and lands a big shot to McWeakhands's brow.
Unbreakable forces his way into half guard.
Unbreakable wants to pass the guard but McWeakhands is defending well.
Unbreakable is keen to just control but McWeakhands is a slippery customer.
Unbreakable is pressing down on McWeakhands's thigh, looking to free his foot. McWeakhands is holding on for now.
McWeakhands holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Unbreakable tries to pass to full mount but McWeakhands defends it.
McWeakhands trying to control from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable thows a huge punch but McWeakhands dodges it nicely.
McWeakhands is not content to let Unbreakable control the position.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWeakhands. Unbreakable does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWeakhands misses the shot to the body.
Unbreakable uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands checks a leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Unbreakable.
Unbreakable doesn't manage to clinch there - McWeakhands circles away.
A jab from McWeakhands misses.
Unbreakable misses with an uppercut. McWeakhands saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Unbreakable dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Unbreakable's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Unbreakable tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWeakhands was well out of range. Poor timing from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Unbreakable moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Unbreakable throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. McWeakhands was covering up waiting for the punch and Unbreakable finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Unbreakable postures up.
Unbreakable trying to control but McWeakhands is working from the bottom.
Unbreakable missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
McWeakhands tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McWeakhands can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Unbreakable controls the pace.
Jon Unbreakable has got the better of the ground game so far.
Unbreakable missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands seems keen to control Unbreakable's posture.
McWeakhands bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Unbreakable's guard.
Unbreakable manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWeakhands manages to get himself to full guard.
Unbreakable trying to control but McWeakhands is working from the bottom.
Unbreakable tries to free his leg and advance position but McWeakhands is retaining full guard.
Unbreakable working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Unbreakable trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
McWeakhands looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Unbreakable is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Unbreakable looking to pass the guard.
Unbreakable preventing the sweep.
McWeakhands avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Unbreakable throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Unbreakable loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable throwing strikes from guard but McWeakhands blocks nicely.
McWeakhands utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Unbreakable working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Unbreakable slips nicely into half guard.
Unbreakable thows a huge punch but McWeakhands dodges it nicely.
McWeakhands keeping control of the position.
Unbreakable wants to pass to mount but McWeakhands is defending the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Unbreakable scores with a couple of nice shots.
Unbreakable trying to pass the guard but McWeakhands defending well.
Unbreakable sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. McWeakhands defending well though.
Unbreakable passes the guard and advances to mount!
Unbreakable lands a big elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Unbreakable throws some wild stikes that McWeakhands manages to avoid easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Unbreakable showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jon Unbreakable's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

McWeakhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Unbreakable's calf.
Unbreakable cracks McWeakhands with a good jab.
McWeakhands thows a leg kick but Unbreakable checks it
and Unbreakable counters with a slapping leg kick.
Unbreakable keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWeakhands.
Unbreakable doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McWeakhands throws out a loose jab but Unbreakable uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good leg kick by McWeakhands there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWeakhands walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Unbreakable checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Unbreakable scores with a jab to the head.
McWeakhands cracks Unbreakable with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
McWeakhands delivers a nice body kick.
Unbreakable blocks a jab.
McWeakhands throws a body kick that misses.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
Dumbass McWeakhands is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Unbreakable moves out of range.
McWeakhands throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Unbreakable checks it.
Unbreakable throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McWeakhands connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Unbreakable's hands.
Unbreakable scores with a sloppy right hand. McWeakhands should have avoided that one.
Unbreakable takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Unbreakable dives in and grabs McWeakhands's left leg, looking for a takedown. McWeakhands pushes down on Unbreakable's head and hops out.
McWeakhands throws a jab but it's blocked by Unbreakable.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
Unbreakable throws a head kick that half lands.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick that knocks Unbreakable off balance momentarily.
Unbreakable uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McWeakhands misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Unbreakable swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Unbreakable checks a leg kick nicely.
Unbreakable displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWeakhands throws out the jab.
McWeakhands drops his hands momentarily and Unbreakable takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Unbreakable scores with a sloppy right hand. McWeakhands should have avoided that one.
Unbreakable scores with a hook to the body. McWeakhands takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A slapping leg kick lands for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Unbreakable avoids a kick to the body.
McWeakhands throws a sloppy head kick and Unbreakable moves out of range easily.
Unbreakable avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McWeakhands throws a wild body kick that Unbreakable sees coming a mile off.
McWeakhands swings widly with a right hand
and Unbreakable cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick as Unbreakable jumps back.
Unbreakable fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McWeakhands on the side of the head.
McWeakhands takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McWeakhands throws a head kick but Unbreakable moves out of range.
Unbreakable scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Unbreakable blocks a jab.
McWeakhands lands with a good body shot.
Unbreakable misses with a kick to the body.
McWeakhands checks a leg kick nicely.
McWeakhands misses with the body kick
and Unbreakable counters with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Unbreakable blocks a head kick by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands loads up on a big right hand but Unbreakable slips the punch.
McWeakhands scores with a kick to the body.
Unbreakable buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands lands a nice leg kick that just misses Unbreakable's sensitive parts.
McWeakhands takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
Unbreakable tries to bum rush McWeakhands with a series of wild strikes but McWeakhands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McWeakhands throws a jab when Unbreakable was well out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Unbreakable moved away.
Unbreakable waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWeakhands.
McWeakhands steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands circles away from the clinch attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dumbass McWeakhands clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Unbreakable's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

McWeakhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Unbreakable is just out of range.
Unbreakable fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McWeakhands fails with an attempt to clinch.
Unbreakable is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Unbreakable moves out of range.
Unbreakable throws a jab when McWeakhands was well out of range.
McWeakhands lands a right hook to the body.
Unbreakable throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWeakhands is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Unbreakable.
Unbreakable throws a low kick but McWeakhands moves out of range easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Unbreakables jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Decent striking displayed by Unbreakable there.
McWeakhands thuds a left hand into Unbreakable's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for McWeakhands.

McWeakhands drives through and clinches with Unbreakable against the cage.
McWeakhands lands with a right to the head.
McWeakhands has had enough of the clinch but Unbreakable keeps him there for the moment.
McWeakhands tries to land knees in the clinch but Unbreakable avoids the damage to the body.
McWeakhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Unbreakable's elbow.

McWeakhands's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Unbreakable cracks McWeakhands with a right hand to the side of the head.
McWeakhands loads up on a big right hand but Unbreakable slips the punch.
Unbreakable throws a head kick but McWeakhands moves out of range.
Unbreakable throws a head kick that misses.
Unbreakable connects with a looping right hand.
McWeakhands is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Unbreakable.
Unbreakable avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable thows a body shot but no joy.
Unbreakable tries to work over McWeakhands's front leg with a kick but McWeakhands checks it.
McWeakhands misses with a straight left.
McWeakhands moves away from the strike by Unbreakable.
Unbreakable checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McWeakhands scoring well with a low kick there.
McWeakhands thows a body shot but no joy.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good work by Unbreakable as he checks the leg kick.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Unbreakable.
Unbreakable looks for a takedown but McWeakhands sprawls well.
Unbreakable connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McWeakhands momentarily.
Unbreakable has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Unbreakable there as he acknowledges the shot.
McWeakhands tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Unbreakable moves out of range.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Unbreakable manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands throws a sloppy head kick and Unbreakable moves out of range easily.
Unbreakable takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Unbreakable connects with a right hand. McWeakhands shakes it off.

Unbreakable scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Unbreakable sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. McWeakhands defending well though.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
McWeakhands avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Unbreakable.
Unbreakable tries to pass to full mount but McWeakhands defends it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable is trying to control. McWeakhands wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McWeakhands trying to hold on to Unbreakable's head to control him but Unbreakable postures up.

Unbreakable is trying to work for a kimura but McWeakhands is defending well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Unbreakable is sneakily working for an arm triangle but McWeakhands sees it coming and defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Dumbass McWeakhands will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jon Unbreakable's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

McWeakhands connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McWeakhands throws a shot from downtown. Unbreakable moves away and avoids it.
McWeakhands checks a leg kick.
McWeakhands misses with a looping left.
Unbreakable blocks a leg kick.
McWeakhands lands with a kick to the ribs.
Unbreakable steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands connects with a looping right hand.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

McWeakhands clinches.
Unbreakable is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
McWeakhands lands with a short punch from the clinch.
McWeakhands misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands tries to work over Unbreakable's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Unbreakable.
Unbreakable tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McWeakhands is trying to stall.
McWeakhands tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Unbreakable is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables McWeakhands to keep the fight standing.
McWeakhands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands taking a breather.
McWeakhands prevents a body shot from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with a hook from the clinch.
Unbreakable prevents a body shot from McWeakhands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands working aggressively here.
Unbreakable letting McWeakhands take a breather here.
Unbreakable blocks an uppercut.
McWeakhands lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Unbreakable managing to block the knees to the body from McWeakhands.
Unbreakable can't find room to land a body shot as McWeakhands controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Unbreakable creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Unbreakable wants to break the clinch but can't.
Unbreakable blocking some punches.
Unbreakable tries to break the clinch but McWeakhands is controlling the position.
McWeakhands lands a body shot in the clinch.
McWeakhands gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Unbreakable.
Dumbass McWeakhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jon Unbreakable.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A battle for position here, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands a right hand.
McWeakhands stops a takedown attempt from Unbreakable.

McWeakhands breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McWeakhands throws a nice inside leg kick.
McWeakhands thumps Unbreakable with a low kick.
A head kick misses from McWeakhands.
Nice defenses there by Unbreakable.
Unbreakable tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Unbreakable checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McWeakhands tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Unbreakable is able to avoid easily.
McWeakhands waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Unbreakable.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable tries to work over McWeakhands's front leg with a kick but McWeakhands checks it.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Unbreakable throws a half hearted mid kick.
Unbreakable misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Unbreakable. McWeakhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Unbreakable fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McWeakhands avoids it really well and circles away.
Unbreakable is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
McWeakhands is looking to clinch but Unbreakable is avoiding it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWeakhands keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Unbreakable throws a body punch but McWeakhands moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dumbass McWeakhands showed his dominance in that final round.
I think McWeakhands has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 47:48
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 48:48
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Jon Unbreakable!
Jon Unbreakable is the new lightweight champion!
Jon Unbreakable thanked the fans post fight for their support.