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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Male Nurse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ollie Ritch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nurse comes to the cage accompanied by The Crazy Things We Do. Male Nurse is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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201 lbs
15 - 14 - 0 |
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193 cm
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202 lbs
7 - 7 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Male Nurse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ollie Ritch!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ritch misses with a straight left.
Nurse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ritch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ritch tries to clinch but Nurse moves out of range.
Ollie Ritch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ritch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nurse.
A slow jab from Ritch misses its intended target.
Ritch looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ritch lands with a hook. Nurse tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ritch misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ritch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ritch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nurse.
Nurse scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nurse closes the distance and clinches.
Nurse tries to circle away but Ritch has him pinned against the cage.
Nurse stalls.
Ritch content to slow the pace in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nurse gets control of Ritch's arms and successfully pulls guard. Nurse will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Nurse controlling Ritch's posture.
Ritch throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Nurse working a defensive guard but Ritch manages to pass into side control anyway.
Nurse tries to buck Ritch off but Ritch is having none of it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ritch tries to advance position but instead Nurse slips a leg back in to half guard.
Ritch seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Ritch missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ritch is looking to stall here but Nurse recovers full guard.
Ritch stays in close to Nurse's body and controls the position.
Nurse not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Nurse has control of Ritch's left arm, preventing Ritch from doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nurse controls Ritch momentarily but Ritch frees himself.
Ritch trying to control the position from guard on top but Nurse is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ritch throws a big right hand that misses.
Ollie Ritch has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Ritch moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
It looks like Male Nurse has been cut.
Ritch circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nurse ducks under a wild hook from Ritch.
Nurse will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Nurse throws a looping overhand right but Ritch ducks down to avoid it.
Nurse uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ritch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ritch throws a head kick that misses.
Nurse is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Ritch's half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nurse is controlling the pace.
Nice strikes from Nurse there.
Ritch tries to get to full guard but Nurse has control of the leg.
Ritch moves into full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ritch wants to stand but Nurse is controlling the position.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Nurse scoring with punches to the head and body.
Nurse throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Nurse is looking to work some ground and pound but Ritch has wrist control.
Nurse distracts Ritch with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Ritch seems keen to control Nurse's posture.
Nurse scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Ritch utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Ritch looking for a sweep. Not yet Ritch, not yet.
Ritch preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Ritch is trying to keep Nurse in close.
Ritch working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Nurse.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Nurse controlling from the top position.
Nurse trying to control but Ritch is working from the bottom.
Nurse throws a big right hand that misses.
Nurse tries to free his leg and advance position but Ritch is retaining full guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ritch has control of Nurse's left arm, preventing Nurse from doing any damage.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Ritch takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nurse is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ritch sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ritch stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Male Nurse. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Nurse.
Nurse drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Ritch gets a clinch.
Ritch breaks the clinch.
Ritch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ritch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A jab from Nurse misses.
Nurse ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nurse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ritch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ollie Ritch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nurse lands a lovely overhand right.
Ritch throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nurse counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Ritch!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ritch is wriggling around trying to escape.
Nurse has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Ritch taking shots to the head.
Ritch is in all sorts of trouble here.
Nurse landing punches.
Ritch is trying desperately to improve position.
Ritch is bucking up trying to escape but Nurse cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Ritch tries to reverse the position but Nurse maintains control.
Ritch tries to hold on but Nurse pushes him away.
Nurse looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Nurse cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Ritch is rocked!
BOOM! Nurse connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Ritch is still in real trouble! Can Nurse finish him?
Ritch really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Nurse lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Ritch hang on?
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Nurse trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Ritch seems to have recovered his senses.
Nurse tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Ritch tries to reverse the position but Nurse maintains control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ritch tries to hold on but Nurse pushes him away.
Ritch takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ritch manages to control the position for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Male Nurse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Male Nurse's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Ritch ducks under a wild hook from Nurse.
A head kick misses from Ritch.
Nurse avoids the head kick by Ritch.
Ritch is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Nurse drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Ritch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nurse sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ritch walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Nurse changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ritch tries to avoid it but Nurse manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ritch to the ground. Ritch escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Ritch scores with a decent looking hook.
Nurse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ritch moves away.
A swing and a miss from Nurse.
Ritch scores with a jab.
Ritch tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ritch checks the leg kick.
Nurse throws a hook but Ritch blocks it.
Nurse tries to clinch but Ritch moves away
and Nurse takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ritch will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nurse walks into a left hand.
Ritch throws a sloppy head kick and Nurse moves out of range easily.
Nurse tests Ritch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ritch slaps away a takedown attempt from Nurse, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Nurse jumps into guard, dragging Ritch to the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nurse bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Ritch's guard.
Nurse trying to control the position from guard on top but Ritch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ritch tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Nurse keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Ritch's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nurse stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ritch swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Ritch working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Nurse.
Nurse trying to control but Ritch is working from the bottom.
Nurse seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Male Nurse overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nurse throwing strikes but missing.
Nurse showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Nurse won't allow Ritch to sweep him here.
Ritch working a defensive guard here.
We're going to have a standup here because Male Nurse wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Ritch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nurse shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Ritch manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ritch looking to hit a scissor sweep but Nurse is one step ahead there.
Ritch keeping moving, preventing Nurse from controlling successfully.
Ritch controls Nurse momentarily but Nurse frees himself.
Ritch keeping moving, preventing Nurse from controlling successfully.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Ritch has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Male Nurse wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Ritch jabs Nurse to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Nurse staying out of range there.
Nurse swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ritch.
Nurse is looking to chop away at Ritch's legs.
Ritch misses with a straight left.
Ritch lands with a right hand.
Ritch stuffs the takedown attempt from Nurse. Nurse gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Male Nurse. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A clash of legs there as Nurse blocks the low kick.
Nurse with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Nurse is defended easily by Ritch.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Nurse pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nurse scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ritch throws a looping overhand right but Nurse ducks down to avoid it.
Nurse scores with a nice right hand.
Ritch might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nurse throws a good cross that connects.
Nurse looks for a takedown but Ritch sprawls well.
Ritch moves in looking to clinch but Nurse pushes him off.
Nurse misses with a takedown attempt - Ritch sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ollie Ritch seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nurse shoots in looking for a takedown but Ritch manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Nurse's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Ritch gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Ritch working a defensive guard here.
Ritch wants to sweep but no luck.
Ritch being controlled here, momentarily.
Nurse postures up and lands a big shot to Ritch's brow.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Nurse trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Ritch trying to control the position.
Nurse throwing strikes but missing.
Nurse won't allow Ritch to sweep him here.
Ritch not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Ollie Ritch wasn't active enough on the ground.
Ritch moves into range and clinches up with Nurse.
Nurse controlling the action here for a moment.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nurse is working Ritch over against the cage.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Ritch is trying to break the clinch but Nurse has him pressed against the cage.
Ritch is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Ollie Ritch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ritch lands a left hand.
Ritch breaks from the clinch.
Ritch scores with a jab. Nurse acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ritch throws an overhand right that lands on Nurse's shoulder, as Nurse tries to avoid the shot.
Ritch misses with an uppercut. Nurse saw that one coming.
Ritch throws a head kick but Nurse moves out of range.
Ritch misses with a double jab
and Nurse cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that's the end of the fight!
Male Nurse showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Nurse has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight for Male Nurse!
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Male Nurse!
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight for Male Nurse!
Male Nurse wins by unanimous decision!
Male Nurse decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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