PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butter Bean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan comes to the cage accompanied by Hulkamania . Bean has chosen Real American as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hogan
vs
Bean

205 cm
22
270 lbs
12 - 10 - 0

181 cm
22
300 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butter Bean!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bean misses with the combination.

Bean feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

Bean drops back, looking for a kneebar! Hogan looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Hogan looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Hogan !

Hogan is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Bean knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Hogan looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

Hogan tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Hogan has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hogan goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Bean rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Hogan 's guard! Nice work there by Bean!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bean is working for a submission of some sort.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bean is working for a submission of some sort.
Hogan tries to kick Bean off but Bean keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Bean wants to work for an arm triangle but Hogan is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Hogan wants to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bean seems to be looking for submissions.

Bean is working for an americana but Hogan has been sneaky and has managed to get back to half guard, whilst Bean was thinking about the submission.

Bean postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Hogan is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Bean, into his guard.

Hogan drops back, looking for a kneebar! Bean looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Bean looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Bean!

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bean tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Bean has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Bean goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Hogan rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Bean's guard! Nice work there by Hogan !

Bean tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Butter Bean dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

No luck for Hogan with that takedown attempt.

Hogan bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Bean tries to buck Hogan off but Hogan is having none of it.

Hogan swings around for an armbar but Bean sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Hogan 's guard.
Bean pushes down on Hogan 's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Bean is trying to work for a kimura but Hogan is defending well.
Bean passes to side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bean is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Hogan is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Bean tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Bean has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Bean is trying to get an arm triangle but Hogan is defending well.

Bean is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Hogan knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bean tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Bean has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Bean is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Hogan has escaped the position, nice work there.
Hogan is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Bean is controlling him well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bean tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Bean has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Bean tries for a kimura but Hogan is defending well.

Bean has hold of Hogan 's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Hogan tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Bean cranks the arm and Hogan screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Hogan , who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Butter Bean!
Butter Bean gave a mention to CEC Nutrition Q160 & Loans in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).