PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sam Burgess (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray Gunn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gunn is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: England belongs to me. Sam Burgess is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Burgess
vs
Gunn

162 cm
21
162 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
30
157 lbs
14 - 17 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good in bed

BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Sam Burgess!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 17 - 1, fighting out of London, Ray Gunn!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, William Gold and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Gunn closes the distance and pushes Burgess back into the cage.
Burgess could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Gunn lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Gunn gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Sam Burgess has been cut.
Gunn lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Burgess takes a knee right on the jaw!
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Burgess tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Nice elbow from Gunn.

Burgess is rocked!
Gunn gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Oh Burgess is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gunn lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Gunn is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Clinched against the cage, Gunn lands a big elbow that drops Burgess! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Burgess is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ray Gunn!
Ray Gunn is the new lightweight champion!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Ray Gunn waved his t-shirt featuring BLKOUT CLothing 93% Laundry's logo in front of the cameras.