PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Simon Says (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Henry Kissinger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Says
vs
Kissinger

185 cm
30
184 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

190 cm
28
180 lbs
18 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Simon Says!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Henry Kissinger!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Says.
Says throws a series of punches but Kissinger avoids them all with ease.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kissinger.
Says lands a head kick. Kissinger smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Says misses with a hook to the body
letting Kissinger counter with a right hand.
Says tries a head kick but it misses.
Says swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kissinger scores with a nice strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Says swings widly with a right hand
and Kissinger counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kissinger scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Says is rocked!
Says throws a right and a left that both miss.
Says throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Says throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kissinger's head.
Says throws a combination that misses

and Kissinger counters with a crisp one two that drops Says! Kissinger thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Says to his feet! Says is in big trouble!
Oh Says is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Says misses with a hook.

Kissinger feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Says sprawling to the canvas! Says rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Kissinger finish him?!
Simon Says seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Says scores with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Says moves into the clinch.
Says throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Says seems to have got his legs back now.
Says prevents a body shot from Kissinger.
Kissinger's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Nice body punch from Kissinger - that landed with a thud.
Kissinger tries a body shot but Says blocks it.
Kissinger blocks the elbow strike.
Kissinger lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kissinger has Says pushed against the cage.
Kissinger misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kissinger lands a body punch.
Kissinger pushes Says back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Kissinger - that landed with a thud.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kissinger stalling.
Says looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Kissinger.
Says is trying to force a seperation but Kissinger has the dominant position.
Kissinger stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Says is breathing heavily.
Good body shot from Kissinger.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kissinger.
Says controlling the action here for a moment.
Kissinger lands a shot to the body.
Says takes a shot to the head.
Kissinger lands an uppercut.
Says tries to break free but Kissinger pushes him back against the cage.
Kissinger effectively controlling the action here.
Kissinger lands a shot to the body.
A short right from Kissinger on the inside.
Kissinger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Kissinger as the two fighters clinch.
Kissinger scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kissinger tries a body shot but Says blocks it.
A short body shot lands from Kissinger as the two fighters clinch.
Says tries to circle away but Kissinger has him pinned against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kissinger.
Kissinger lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Kissinger.
Kissinger lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kissinger pushes Says back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kissinger avoiding damage.
Says prevents a body shot from Kissinger.
Kissinger lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kissinger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kissinger lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right hook to the body lands for Kissinger.
Kissinger misses with a punch to the body.
Kissinger works on Says's body with a couple of short punches.
Says's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Kissinger.
Says misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kissinger.
Good body shot from Kissinger.
Kissinger stalling.
Kissinger lands a left hand that snaps the head of Says backwards.
A short right from Kissinger.
Kissinger works on Says's body with a couple of short punches.
A shot in the inside from Kissinger.
Kissinger misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Says.
Nice body punch from Kissinger - that landed with a thud.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kissinger.
Kissinger pushes Says back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good body shot from Kissinger.
Nice body punch from Kissinger - that landed with a thud.
Kissinger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kissinger looking to throw knees to the head but Says is blocking nicely.
Kissinger lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Says backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Kissinger dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Says misses with a looping right.
Kissinger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Says moves away.
Says shoots in for a takedown but Kissinger shows good takedown defense.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Kissinger throws a body punch but Says moves out of range.
Kissinger looks to land a combination. Says sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Henry Kissinger seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kissinger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Says.
Says misses with a lunging right hand
and Kissinger counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Says thinking.
Says pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kissinger jabs Says right on the nose. Says blinks but takes it well.
Says swings for the body but Kissinger moves out of range.
Kissinger scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kissinger feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sayss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kissinger moves out of range as Says strikes.
Says fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Says throws an overhand right that lands on Kissinger's shoulder, as Kissinger tries to avoid the shot.
Says throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kissinger steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Says.
Says throws a nice head kick!
Kissinger feints and then cracks Says's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Says down.

Oooooh!!! Kissinger has knocked Says down with a huge combo! Kissinger steps away and waves a wobbly Says back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Simon Says is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kissinger drops Says with a huge uppercut! Says drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Kissinger is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Henry Kissinger!
Henry Kissinger decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.