PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buffalo Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Laz Icarus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bill comes to the ring accompanied by It rubs the lotion on its skin. Icarus has chosen Flying dutchman as his entrance music. Laz Icarus has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Buffalo Bill's chin.

Bill
vs
Icarus

185 cm
32
215 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

194 cm
27
221 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Russian Top Magazin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Buffalo Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Laz Icarus!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Radbod Blank and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bill throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
No joy there for Icarus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bill swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Icarus throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Icarus throws a sloppy head kick and Bill moves out of range easily.
Icarus misses with a body kick.
Icarus pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Icarus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bill.
Bill misses with an uppercut.
Bill moves forwards but Icarus connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bill pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Icarus throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bill walks into a stiff left hand from Icarus.
Nice body kick there by Icarus.
Bill throws a sloppy head kick
and Icarus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Icarus misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Icarus tries to clinch there but Bill circles away.
Icarus tries to clinch there but Bill circles away.
Icarus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bill takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bill tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Icarus lands a lovely overhand right.
Icarus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Icarus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Icarus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bill staying out of range there.
Icarus lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A cross from Icarus lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Icarus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bill.
Bill blocks a head kick by Icarus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Icarus.
Icarus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bill has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
No joy there for Icarus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bill fails with a takedown attempt.
Icarus takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bill throws a sloppy head kick
and Icarus counters with a nice uppercut.
Bill avoids the head kick by Icarus.
Icarus is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bill had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Bill gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bill closes the distance and lands a one-two.
A head kick misses from Bill.
Bill checks a low kick from Icarus.
Icarus lands with a straight right. Bill didn't see that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Icarus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bill avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Icarus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bill moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Icarus connects with a leg kick. Bill looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bill scores with the left hand. Icarus knows he should have avoided that one.
Icarus throws a head kick that misses.
Bill throws the left hand but Icarus avoids the punch easily.
Bill misses with a wild combination.
Icarus pushes Bill away with a front kick.
Icarus misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bill slips a jab and a cross from Icarus.
Bill lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Icarus circles away quickly and effectively.
Bill shoots in for a double leg but Icarus sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bill misses with a looping right.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Icarus throws a half hearted mid kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Icarus.
Icarus misses with an attempted mid kick.
A big left from Bill misses.
Icarus throws a good cross that connects.
Icarus has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Bill keeps the fight on the outside.
Bill tries a head kick but it misses.
Icarus plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Bill lands a head kick. Icarus smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
That kick from Icarus tenderised Bill's leg. Bill is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A jab from Icarus finds it's way through Bill's defenses.
Bill throws a head kick that misses.
Icarus throws a leg kick which misses Bill's front leg but catches the back leg as Bill tries to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Bill.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Laz Icarus dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Icarus misses with a low kick.
Icarus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Icarus throws a head kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Icarus. Bill does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bill swats away the attempt to clinch by Icarus.
Laz Icarus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Icarus tries to bum rush Bill with a series of wild strikes but Bill uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Icarus lands a head shot.
Bill looks to land a left hand but Icarus moved out of range nicely.
Icarus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bill has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Icarus tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bill is able to avoid easily.
Bill keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Icarus is looking to clinch but Bill is avoiding it.
Laz Icarus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Icarus looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A thudding body kick lands there by Icarus!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Icarus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Icarus throws an overhand right that lands on Bill's shoulder, as Bill tries to avoid the shot.
Bill misses with a wild combination.
Bill throws a head kick but Icarus moves out of range.
Icarus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Icarus connects with a looping right hand.
Bill takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Icarus misses with a few strikes there.
A low kick from Icarus misses
and Bill counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bill fails to land the takedown.
Icarus throws a nice head kick!
Bill throws a head kick but Icarus moves out of range.
Buffalo Bill is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Icarus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Icarus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Icarus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bill was well out of range. Poor timing from Icarus.
Bill misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Icarus throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Icarus connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Icarus thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bill if he has to take too many more of those.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Icarus swinging wildly here.
Icarus lands a head kick!
Bill fails to land with a series of punches.
Icarus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bill's calf.
Icarus lands a leg kick that knocks Bill off balance momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bill takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Icarus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Icarus connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bill's hands.
Icarus throws a wild body kick that Bill sees coming a mile off.
Icarus tries a head kick but it misses.
Icarus looks to score with a jab to the body but Bill is just out of range.
Icarus scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Icarus scores with a leg kick.
Bill throws a nice head kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bill throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
An inside leg kick lands from Icarus.
A slapping leg kick lands for Icarus.
Icarus is looking to slow Bill down with leg kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Icarus tenderised Bill's leg. Bill is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bill is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Icarus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Icarus throws a head kick that misses.
Bill lands with a nice combination. Icarus backs away looking to recover.
Icarus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bill.
Bill fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Icarus on the side of the head.
Bill takes a kick to the side of the head.
Bill is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Icarus thumps Bill with a low kick.
Icarus throws a nice looking combination but Bill bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Icarus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bill.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bill misses with a low kick.
Good exchange - Icarus coming out on top.

Icarus takes the fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Laz Icarus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Bill's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Icarus takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bill throws a right hand that Icarus ducks under and follows up with a left that Icarus also avoids with ease.
Icarus blocks a head kick by Bill.
Bill throws a looping overhand right but Icarus ducks down to avoid it.
Icarus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bill's calf.
Bill tries a head kick but it misses.
Icarus takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Icarus bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bill will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Icarus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bill walks into a left hand.
Icarus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Icarus lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Icarus slips under a jab from Bill.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bill looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Icarus clinches up with Bill and pushes him back against the ropes.
Bill tries to circle away but Icarus has him pinned against the ropes.
Icarus is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bill takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bill working hard to break the clinch.
Icarus tries to land a knee to the head but Bill blocks with his arms.
Icarus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Icarus throws an elbow but misses.
Icarus is pressed up against the ropes. Bill has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Icarus down to the mat. Icarus avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Bill shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Icarus sprawls well. Icarus wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Bill gets slowly back to his feet.
Icarus lands with an overhand left.

Bill is rocked!
Icarus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Icarus throws a monster overhand right that drops Bill! Icarus follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Laz Icarus!
A very excited looking Laz Icarus rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.