PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jodene Sparks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Baratheon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Sparks
vs
Baratheon

200 cm
20
275 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

197 cm
23
259 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jodene Sparks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robert Baratheon!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baratheon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Baratheon misses with a double jab.
A punch lands to the side of Sparks 's head but he takes it in his stride.

It looks like Jodene Sparks has been cut.
Baratheon misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sparks throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Baratheon throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sparks.
Sparks misses with a body shot.
Baratheon looks to score with a jab to the body but Sparks is just out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Baratheon. Those never looked like landing.
Baratheon throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sparks shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Baratheon but Baratheon pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Sparks gets a double leg takedown into Baratheon's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sparks throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Baratheon is wriggling around but Sparks manages to pass to half guard.

Sparks maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Baratheon could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Sparks has cracked it and Baratheon is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Sparks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jodene Sparks!
An intense looking Jodene Sparks took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'All I wanted was to make the world a better place...and make an assload of money.'.