PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Ricard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Courtney Upshaw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ricard comes to the cage accompanied by Frank The Tank. Upshaw has chosen Retaliation as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Courtney Upshaw was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Ricard
vs
Upshaw

191 cm
34
267 lbs
16 - 20 - 0

194 cm
23
261 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Performance Enhancing Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Ricard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Courtney Upshaw!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Upshaw drops Ricard with a left right combo! Upshaw follows him down to the ground into side control.

Ricard is rocked!

It looks like Frank Ricard has been cut.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ricard is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Upshaw is controlling him well.
Oh Ricard is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Upshaw crunches a massive hammerfist down on Ricard - he's out! Upshaw Holds back on further strikes and jumps to his feet to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Courtney Upshaw!
A relieved looking Courtney Upshaw thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.