PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monroe Banks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Punchy McPunches (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Banks's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Iceman By Lloyd Banks. Monroe Banks could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Punchy McPunches's chin.

Banks
vs
McPunches

193 cm
22
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

205 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ain't Skeered Apparel

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Monroe Banks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Punchy McPunches!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McPunches looks to land a combination but Banks avoids it well.
A punch combination from McPunches misses.
McPunches throws a right hand that Banks ducks under and follows up with a left that Banks also avoids with ease.

Banks shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
McPunches wants to get back to his feet.
Banks looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks McPunches with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPunches blocking the ground and pound attempt from Banks.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Banks prevents McPunches from improving his position.

Banks is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Banks is looking for a kimura but McPunches is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Banks to get the leverage.
McPunches manages to get to full guard.

Banks gets to his feet - McPunches follows without any prompting.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Banks decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Banks is breathing heavily.
McPunches is pressing down on Banks's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
McPunches wants to stand up but Banks is controlling him.
McPunches is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Banks throwing strikes but missing.
McPunches is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Banks stopping the sweep attempt from McPunches.
Banks prevents McPunches from getting back to his feet.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Banks stays in close to McPunches's body and controls the position.
McPunches wants to stand up but Banks is controlling him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
A head kick misses from Banks.

Banks bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Banks decides to stand back up.
McPunches will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McPunches throws a right and a left that both miss.

Banks drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
McPunches manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Banks punching from the bottom.
Banks moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Banks trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.

Banks throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Banks throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Banks is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
McPunches stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Banks swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Banks might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Banks manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Banks lands with some strikes.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
McPunches tries to reverse the position but Banks maintains control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Banks lands a nice shot to the head.
McPunches regains half guard.
McPunches regains full guard. Nicely done.

Banks stands up and waves to McPunches to follow him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banks takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A big right followed by a crushing left from McPunches knocks Banks out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Punchy McPunches!