PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hunks Jucci (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pain Statement (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Statement has chosen Statement of Pain as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jucci
vs
Statement

200 cm
27
270 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

185 cm
35
255 lbs
21 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hunks Jucci!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pain Statement!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jucci throws an off balance right hand
and Statement counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Statement scores with a nice head shot.
Jucci moves forwards but Statement connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jucci misses the jab.
Statement on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Statement blocks a jab.
Jucci throws a hook but Statement blocks it.
Hunks Jucci seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Statement takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jucci takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jucci stuns Statement with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Statement swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jucci throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Statement counters with a stiff right hand.
Jucci listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Statement waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jucci.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Statement lands a glancing blow to the side of Jucci's head.
Statement pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jucci feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Statement's calf.
Statement looks winded!
Jucci jabs Statement right on the nose. Statement blinks but takes it well.
A lazy left from Jucci finds it's target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jucci feints and then cracks Statement's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Statement down.
Jucci thumps Statement with a low kick.
Jab by Jucci.
Jucci scores with a sloppy right hand. Statement should have avoided that one.

Jucci drops Statement with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Statement looks back up at him and smiles so Jucci waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Statement is rocked!
Jucci plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Statement swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Statement face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Hunks Jucci!
Hunks Jucci retains his heavyweight title!
An out of breath Hunks Jucci thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.