PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wielki Vlad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eddy Makaveli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Eddy Makaveli was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Vlad
vs
Makaveli

205 cm
18
265 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

191 cm
22
275 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Wielki Vlad!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Eddy Makaveli!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Steven Brown and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vlad keeps the fight on the outside.
Makaveli steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vlad.
Makaveli staying out of range there.
Vlad throws out a loose jab but Makaveli uses good head movement to avoid it.
Makaveli should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Vlad throws a lazy right hand but Makaveli sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big left from Vlad misses.
Vlad misses with a looping right.
Makaveli throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Vlad's waist but Vlad gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Makaveli off to one side.
Vlad lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Makaveli is looking to close the distance but Vlad sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Makaveli crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Makaveli is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Wielki Vlad!