PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fetty Mockenmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Snuka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mockenmaker's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, break ya fu**ing neck. Snuka has chosen Superfly -- Curtis Mayfield and Ice T as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mockenmaker
vs
Snuka

184 cm
30
209 lbs
24 - 13 - 0

192 cm
31
218 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Fetty Mockenmaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jimmy Snuka!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Aleksandr Martynov and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snuka stuffs the takedown.
Mockenmaker fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Mockenmaker shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Snuka counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fetty Mockenmaker. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Snuka tries to sprawl but Mockenmaker drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Snuka makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Snuka.
Mockenmaker throwing strikes but missing.
Mockenmaker won't allow Snuka to get back to his feet.
Mockenmaker throwing strikes but missing.
Mockenmaker stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Snuka swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Snuka keeping moving, preventing Mockenmaker from controlling successfully.
Mockenmaker postures up in Snuka's guard and throws a big left but Snuka blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mockenmaker lands a couple of digs.
Mockenmaker is looking to work some ground and pound but Snuka has wrist control.
Mockenmaker throws a big elbow that misses.
Mockenmaker is in close to Snuka's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Mockenmaker is looking to work some ground and pound but Snuka has wrist control.
Mockenmaker looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mockenmaker landing some decent shots from guard.
Snuka tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Snuka can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Mockenmaker controls the pace.
Snuka keeping moving, preventing Mockenmaker from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snuka is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Mockenmaker gets full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Snuka won't allow Mockenmaker to sweep him here.
Mockenmaker is working hard here to advance position.

Snuka avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Mockenmaker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Snuka trying to control the position from guard on top but Mockenmaker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mockenmaker is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snuka seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Snuka slips nicely into half guard.
Snuka wants to pass the guard but Mockenmaker is defending well.
Mockenmaker gets back to full guard.
Snuka won't allow Mockenmaker to sweep him here.
Mockenmaker keeping full guard, as Snuka tries to pass.
Mockenmaker lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Snuka!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker looking to finish Snuka with some ground and pound. This is bad for Snuka!
Mockenmaker avoids the attempt from Snuka to control.
Mockenmaker working Snuka over with strikes here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snuka holds of for dear life.
Mockenmaker looking to finish with strikes here!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Mockenmaker cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Snuka wants to control but Mockenmaker is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fetty Mockenmaker dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Snuka displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker shoots in but no luck this time.
Mockenmaker fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fetty Mockenmaker. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Snuka lands a left and a right that send Mockenmaker crashing to the mat, dazed. Snuka thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Fetty Mockenmaker has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Snuka swings for the body but Mockenmaker moves out of range.
Snuka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mockenmaker.
Snuka swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mockenmaker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Snuka is fending him off so far but Mockenmaker persists. Nope, Snuka circles away and we're back to standing.
Mockenmaker throws a jab but it's blocked by Snuka.
Mockenmaker fails with the takedown.
Snuka scores with a jab to the head.
Mockenmaker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Snuka.
Snuka misses with a straight left.
Snuka scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Mockenmaker is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snuka avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Snuka digs a good hook to Mockenmaker's body.
Mockenmaker slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Snuka is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Mockenmaker rather than just go for the knockout.
Snuka looks to land a left hand but Mockenmaker moved out of range nicely.
Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown but Snuka shows good takedown defense.
Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown but Snuka shows good takedown defense.
Mockenmaker has a takedown stuffed.
Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Snuka as he avoids it easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Good leg kick by Snuka there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mockenmaker shoots in and drives through. Snuka sprawls well.
Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown but Snuka shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Mockenmaker shoots in looking for a takedown. Snuka tries to sprawl out of it but Mockenmaker keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Snuka manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Mockenmaker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Snuka is fending him off so far but Mockenmaker persists. Nope, Snuka circles away and we're back to standing.
Mockenmaker tries for a takedown but Snuka circles away easily

and Snuka counters with a head kick that drops Mockenmaker to the mat! Mockenmaker scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Oh Mockenmaker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Snuka flashes Mockenmaker a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Mockenmaker's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Mockenmaker crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Snuka punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jimmy Snuka!