PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rusty Kuntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus Ulpius Traianus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Kuntz
vs
Ulpius Traianus

195 cm
30
270 lbs
28 - 8 - 0

194 cm
32
273 lbs
24 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Fast

Xtreme Merchandise

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Xtreme Merchandise

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rusty Kuntz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Marcus Ulpius Traianus!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Traianus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Kuntz - that will leave a mark!
Kuntz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kuntz with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Traianus looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kuntz looks for the body kick but Traianus saw that one coming.
Kuntz throws a nice looking combination but Traianus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Traianus throws a lazy body kick
and Kuntz counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jab, jab by Kuntz - just one landing.

It looks like Marcus Ulpius Traianus has been cut.
Kuntz tries a head kick but it misses.
Traianus throws a sloppy head kick and Kuntz moves out of range easily.
Kuntz cracks Traianus with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kuntz misses with a head kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kuntz, right into the meat.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kuntz.
Kuntz lands a nice hook to Traianus's body. Traianus takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kuntz connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuntz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kuntz lands a nice looking body shot.
Kuntz throws a leg kick which misses Traianus's front leg but catches the back leg as Traianus tries to avoid it.

Kuntz lands a big head kick that sends Traianus tumbling to the mat! Kuntz takes a step backwards and waves Traianus back to his feet - he wants the finish!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Kuntz drops Traianus with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Traianus looks back up at him and smiles so Kuntz waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Traianus is rocked!

That has opened up Marcus Ulpius Traianus's cut even more.
Kuntz keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Traianus is still on wobbly legs! Can Kuntz finish him?
Kuntz is stalking Traianus. Traianus circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Kuntz, and it's lights out! Traianus really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rusty Kuntz!
Rusty Kuntz retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Rusty Kuntz made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.