PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyrel Sackett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John Zoidberg could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Tyrel Sackett's chin.

Zoidberg
vs
Sackett

190 cm
33
222 lbs
30 - 17 - 1

185 cm
33
215 lbs
28 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tyrel Sackett!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Sackett throws a low kick but it's checked well by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg thows a body kick. Sackett tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Sackett steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zoidberg takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Sackett avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
An inside leg kick lands from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Sackett takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Zoidberg throws a low kick, looking for Sackett's leg but Sackett calmly moves out of range.
Sackett takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Sackett throws a predictable looking body shot
and Zoidberg counters with a solid body kick.
Tyrel Sackett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Zoidberg forces Sackett back against the cage and clinches.
Sackett content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Sackett working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Sackett struggles to land a body shot inside as Zoidberg controls his hands.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Tyrel Sackett has been cut.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Sackett can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Sackett is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Sackett takes a knee to the side of the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Sackett's brow.
Sackett blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg throws an elbow that misses.
Sackett is struggling to control the position.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Sackett fails to land.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Sackett misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Sackett breaks from the clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zoidberg. That's going to slow Sackett down.
Zoidberg throws a push kick but Sackett slaps the foot to one side.
Zoidberg is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sackett connects with a nice looking jab.
Sackett misses with a low kick.
Sackett misses with a hook. Zoidberg ducked under it nicely.

Sackett tries to keep at a distance but Zoidberg has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sackett dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Sackett is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Sackett tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Sackett wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg has Sackett pressed against the cage, preventing Sackett from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Sackett blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Sackett managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Sackett wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Sackett's brow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sackett has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Zoidberg keeps control of Sackett as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sackett wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Sackett blocks with his arms.
Sackett misses with the head strike.
Sackett tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Sackett avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.

Sackett's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sackett looks to land a body kick but Zoidberg moved away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sackett takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zoidberg finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

Zoidberg instigates a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Zoidberg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tyrel Sackett's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Sackett throws a leg kick
and Zoidberg counters with a leg kick.
Zoidberg bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Sackett misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Zoidberg counters with an outside leg kick.
Sackett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zoidberg sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zoidberg pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sackett walks forward, straight into a front kick from Zoidberg.
Sackett tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Zoidberg pushes Sackett up against the cage in a clinch.
Sackett blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Sackett wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sackett is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Sackett on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sackett pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Sackett throws the left hand but Zoidberg avoids the punch easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg moves away from the strike by Sackett.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Sackett tries a low kick but Zoidberg avoids it.
A low kick from Sackett misses

and Zoidberg counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Sackett on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sackett blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sackett's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Sackett bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sackett wants to land a leg kick but Zoidberg is out of range.
Sackett waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but Sackett circles away.

Zoidberg instigates a clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Sackett.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Sackett wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Sackett blocks it.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sackett blocks it with crossed arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sackett swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sackett tries to stall but Zoidberg uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Sackett's brow.
Sackett blocks an elbow strike.
Sackett managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Sackett leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Sackett wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Sackett avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Sackett avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sackett avoids it.
Sackett tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Sackett's brow.
Sackett wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sackett takes a knee to the side of the body.
Sackett throws a head punch that misses.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Sackett dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Sackett wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Sackett wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sackett avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sackett misses with some punches.
Sackett misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Zoidberg dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tyrel Sackett's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

A shot to the liver by Sackett. Beautiful body shot.
Sackett has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Zoidberg.
Sackett misses with an uppercut
and Zoidberg counters with a body kick.
Sackett scoring well with a low kick there.
Sackett takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Sackett avoids a kick to the body.
Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Sackett.
Sackett throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.
Sackett has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lets loose with a powerful body kick. Sackett will feel that in the morning.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sackett checks a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sackett steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Zoidberg. That one must have hurt.
Sackett throws out a loose jab but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Sackett keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sackett thows a body shot but no joy.
Sackett on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zoidberg. Zoidberg obviously looking to wear him down.
Sackett closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Sackett takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Zoidberg has taken the fight to the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Sackett's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Sackett manages to break the clinch.
Zoidberg checks a leg kick.
Sackett buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Sackett tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Sackett.
Tyrel Sackett has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sackett's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Sackett has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Zoidberg.
John Zoidberg is winning the standup battle so far.
Sackett fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Zoidberg checks it well.
Zoidberg chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Zoidberg takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sackett blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Sackett sees coming a mile off.
Zoidberg thows a body kick. Sackett tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Zoidberg blocks a jab.
Sackett throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.
Sackett tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg avoids the head kick by Sackett.
Sackett takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sackett tried to score with a low kick but Zoidberg checks it.
Zoidberg avoids the body shot from Sackett.
Good work by Zoidberg as he checks the leg kick.
Sackett throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zoidberg attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Sackett wants to slow Zoidberg down by chopping away at his legs.
Sackett throws an overhand right that lands on Zoidberg's shoulder, as Zoidberg tries to avoid the shot.
Zoidberg moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg is looking to slow Sackett down with leg kicks.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Sackett sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Sackett misses with a hook. Zoidberg ducked under it nicely.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that half lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sackett scores with a hook to the body. Zoidberg takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Zoidberg blocks a jab.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick as Sackett jumps back.
Zoidberg with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A lazy left from Sackett finds it's target.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Sackett cracks Zoidberg with a right hand to the side of the head.
Zoidberg wants to slow Sackett down by chopping away at his legs.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but it's checked well by Sackett.
Zoidberg defending well as Sackett loads up on a big left hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Sackett steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zoidberg chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Sackett crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Zoidberg - the referee stops the clock and Sackett gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Zoidberg. Sackett manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to John Zoidberg.
Well Zoidberg has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.