PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between French Toast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Mayer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toast comes into the arena with EAZY-E - Real Muthaphuckkin' G's blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Mayer's choice of entrance music: I´m shipping out to Boston - Dropkick Murphys. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Toast
vs
Mayer

195 cm
26
250 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

212 cm
26
280 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Valhalla Q160 Nutrition

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, French Toast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, John Mayer!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toast changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mayer tries to avoid it but Toast manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mayer to the ground. Mayer escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mayer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Toast.
No joy there for Toast, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mayer misses with a looping right.
Toast throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mayer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Toast ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Toast is trying hard to land a takedown here. Mayer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Mayer throws a hook but Toast blocks it.
Toast swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mayer throws a lazy right hand but Toast sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mayer jabs at Toast's body.
A leg kick checked by Toast.
Mayer misses with a body shot.
Mayer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mayer cracks the inside of Toast's front leg.
French Toast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Toast - just one landing.
Toast on the wrong end of a nice jab.

It looks like French Toast has been cut.
Mayer scores with a body shot.
Mayer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Toast.
Mayer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Toast tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Toast is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mayer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

Toast shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Mayer's guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Toast won't allow Mayer to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Toast being controlled here momentarily.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Toast accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toast won't allow Mayer to sweep him here.
Toast trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Toast wants to control from the top but Mayer keeps moving.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Toast accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Toast postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Mayer wants to hit a switch here but Toast passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Mayer there!
Toast thowing shots but they're missing.
Mayer is trying desperately to improve position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toast with shots to the head and body - Mayer looks very uncomfortable down there.

It looks like John Mayer has been cut.
Mayer manages to work a leg through to get back to half guard here. Good work there by Mayer, under a barage of strikes from Toast.
Mayer wants to control but Toast is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Toast winds up and cracks Mayer with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Mayer is trying to stand.
Mayer keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Mayer has hold of Toast's hands but Toast slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toast working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

That has opened up John Mayer's cut even more.
Mayer wants to get back to full guard.
Mayer wants to control but Toast is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Toast not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mayer tries to roll over but Toast keeps him under control.
Toast is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Mayer avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Toast.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mayer wants to get back to full guard.
Toast thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Mayer's head.
Toast trying to control the action but Mayer is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that French Toast will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Toast's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Toast throws a sloppy body shot
and Mayer counters with a straight right hand.
Toast misses with a wild body shot.
Nice takedown defense from Mayer. No joy for Toast on that attempt.
Toast throws a lazy uppercut

and Mayer counters with a crisp right hand that drops Toast! Mayer lets Toast back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mayer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Toast shoots in and gets a takedown into Mayer's guard.
Mayer wants to get back to his feet but Toast is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Toast throws a strike but Mayer rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Toast looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Toast might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mayer postures up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Toast is on top in guard.
Mayer tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Mayer not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Toast throws a strike but Mayer rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Mayer scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Mayer postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mayer trying to control but Toast is working from the bottom.
Toast is trying to control the position but Mayer postures up.
Toast has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mayer preventing the sweep.
Toast looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Mayer puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Nice strikes from Mayer there.
Toast wants to get back to full guard but Mayer has passed into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Toast is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayer is trying to control the action in half guard but Toast is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Mayer seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Mayer prevents Toast from improving his position.
Mayer passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Toast!
Toast tries to get back to half guard but can't.
French Toast overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Toast is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayer trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Toast can't escape the position.
Toast tries to hold on but Mayer postures up.
Toast sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Toast looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Mayer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Toast keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Mayer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Toast lands an overhand right.
Toast is looking to clinch but Mayer is avoiding it.
Toast looks to land a combination but Mayer avoids it well.
Toast thows a body shot but no joy.
A jab from Toast misses.
Some wild striking there from Mayer.
Mayer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Toast tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mayer was well out of range. Poor timing from Toast.
Mayer has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Toast cracks Mayer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Toast misses the shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Toast moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Toast throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Mayer tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Toast is in Mayer's guard.
Toast wants to control from the top but Mayer keeps moving.
Toast trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Mayer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Toast trying to control the position from guard on top but Mayer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Toast won't allow Mayer to sweep him here.
Mayer is trying to control the position but Toast postures up.
Toast with a flurry of punches that miss.
Mayer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mayer is trying to keep Toast in close.
Toast trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Mayer preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Toast makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Toast works over Mayer with some ground and pound from guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Toast missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Mayer is trying to control the position but Toast postures up.
Toast trying to control but Mayer is working from the bottom.
Mayer wants to hit a switch here but Toast passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Mayer there!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toast content just to control the position here.
Toast landing strikes, looking to finish!

The cut above John Mayer's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Mayer is wriggling around trying to escape.
Toast scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Mayer?

John Mayer's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at John Mayer's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). French Toast!
French Toast seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.