PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sasha Grey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Lulu
vs
Grey

215 cm
29
275 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

180 cm
27
255 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Decent elbows
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Steel Penn's All 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sasha Grey!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Daniel Franklin and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Lulu clinches.
Grey blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lulu avoiding damage as Grey throws knees to the body.
Grey tries to pull guard but Lulu holds him up against the cage and eventually Grey drops back down to his feet.
Lulu lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Sasha Grey has been cut.
Grey tries to land a knee to the head but Lulu blocks with his arms.

Grey gets control of Lulu's arms and successfully pulls guard. Grey will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Grey has his hands on Lulu's head, controlling the position.
Grey looking to control.
Lulu looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lulu postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sasha Grey has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.

Lulu closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Lulu prevents Grey from breaking the clinch.
Lulu lands an elbow inside.
Lulu stalling in the clinch.
Lulu avoiding damage as Grey throws knees to the body.
Lulu lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Grey backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lulu throws an elbow but misses.
Grey misses with an elbow strike.
Grey misses with a knee strike.
Lulu lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Sasha Grey's cut even more.
Lulu keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Grey's efforts to push away.
Grey using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lulu has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Grey using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lulu has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Grey blocks an elbow strike.
Grey tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Grey jumps guard but Lulu stands there with Grey around his waist. Grey gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Lulu misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lulu.
Grey tries a knee to the head but Lulu blocks it.
Grey is trying to pull guard but Lulu has him pressed against the cage.
Ho Lulu has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sasha Grey.
Lulu blocks an elbow strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grey throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Lulu lands a knee to the body.
Grey throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lulu pushes Grey back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

The cut above Sasha Grey's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Lulu controlling the action here for a moment.
Lulu creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Grey's defenses.
Grey misses with a knee to the head.
Lulu using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Grey looks winded!
Grey throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lulu lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lulu lands a nice shot to the body.
Lulu gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Grey tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lulu creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Grey's defenses.

Sasha Grey's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lulu lands an elbow just above Grey 's eye.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sasha Grey's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ho Lulu!
A very excited looking Ho Lulu made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.