PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Killjoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kent Hytten (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Killjoy
vs
Hytten

183 cm
27
195 lbs
13 - 9 - 2

215 cm
39
253 lbs
35 - 23 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Kevin Killjoy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 23 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kent Hytten!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hytten takes a swing at Killjoy's ribcage but misses.
Hytten throws a shot to the body.
Hytten fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Killjoy manages to avoid it.
Hytten throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hytten is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Killjoy.
Hytten lands an overhand right.
No joy there for Hytten, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hytten takes a swing at Killjoy's ribcage but misses.
Hytten lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Killjoy circles away quickly and effectively.
Hytten throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hytten wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hytten misses with a low kick as Killjoy jumps back.
Hytten connects with a body shot that sends Killjoy's belly button to the back.
A clash of legs there as Killjoy blocks the low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Hytten.
Killjoy moves out of range of the body kick.
Hytten stuns Killjoy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hytten fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Killjoy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hytten takes a swing at Killjoy's ribcage but misses.
Hytten throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Killjoy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hytten can pounce on him.
Hytten misses with a low kick.
Hytten misses the jab.
Hytten keeps Killjoy at a distance using the push kick.
Hytten misses with a double jab.
Hytten looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hytten misses with a hook to the body
and Killjoy counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killjoy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hytten misses with a leg kick
and Killjoy counters with a nice body shot.
Hytten misses with a low kick as Killjoy jumps back.
Hytten cracks a nice hook into Killjoy's ribs.
Kent Hytten seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Killjoy blocks the body kick.
Hytten throws a low kick but Killjoy moves out of range easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hytten misses with a jab to the body
and Killjoy counters with a nice kick to the body.
Hytten misses with a series of wild punches.
Hytten throws a predictable looking body shot
and Killjoy counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Hytten jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
An inside leg kick from Hytten misses.
Killjoy checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hytten takes a swing at Killjoy's ribcage but misses.
Hytten misses with a lunging right hand
and Killjoy counters with a series of strikes. Hytten will be more careful next time no doubt.
Hytten looks for the body kick but Killjoy saw that one coming.
Killjoy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hytten misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Killjoy.
Hytten throws a leg kick but Killjoy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Killjoy moves out of range of the leg kick from Hytten.
Hytten thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Killjoy if he has to take too many more of those.
Hytten tries to land a leg kick but Killjoy saw it coming and moves away.
Hytten connects with a body shot.
Hytten connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Hytten will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hytten lands a leg kick that knocks Killjoy off balance momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hytten throws a front kick aimed at Killjoy's knee but Killjoy avoids it well.
Hytten throws a nice looking combination but Killjoy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hytten will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
An inside leg kick lands from Hytten.
Killjoy checks a low kick from Hytten.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Killjoy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
An inside leg kick from Hytten misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Killjoy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Hytten ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Killjoy moves away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hytten misses with a kick to the body.
Hytten swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hytten throws a leg kick but Killjoy checks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kent Hytten dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Hytten misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Killjoy.
Killjoy moves out of range as Hytten throws a body kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Hytten!
Hytten thows a leg kick but Killjoy checks it
enabling Killjoy to counter with a crisp jab.
Killjoy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Killjoy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hytten.
Killjoy avoids the body shot from Hytten.
Killjoy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hytten.
Hytten looks to land a body kick but Killjoy moved away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hytten. Killjoy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hytten misses with a wild combination.
A punch lands to the side of Killjoy 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hytten lets loose with a powerful body kick. Killjoy will feel that in the morning.
Hytten shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Hytten scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A low kick from Hytten is predictable there
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Hytten just misses with a punch to the body.
Hytten looks to score with a jab to the body but Killjoy is just out of range.
Hytten looks to score with a jab to the body but Killjoy is just out of range.
Hytten throws a solid leg kick but Killjoy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hytten.
Hytten tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Killjoy was well out of range. Poor timing from Hytten.
Hytten's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Hytten duly obliges.
Hytten just misses with a punch to the body.
Hytten misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hytten scores with a one two! Killjoy had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Hytten works Killjoy's body with a nice hook.
Hytten throws a front kick aimed at Killjoy's knee but Killjoy avoids it well.
Hytten moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hytten tries to land a leg kick but Killjoy saw it coming and moves away.
Hytten comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hytten throws a leg kick that is checked
and Killjoy counters with a head kick. That will keep Hytten thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hytten throws a nice looking combination but Killjoy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hytten lands a nice looking body shot.
Hytten tries to bum rush Killjoy with a series of wild strikes but Killjoy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hytten swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hytten misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hytten lands with a nice body punch.
Hytten ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Killjoy moves away.
Killjoy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hytten.
Hytten walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Killjoy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Hytten throws out a loose jab but Killjoy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hytten misses with a body kick.
Hytten lands a body shot.
Kent Hytten seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hytten just misses with a punch to the body.
Hytten swings for the body but Killjoy moves out of range.
Hytten throws a leg kick but Killjoy moved away.
Hytten swinging wildly here.
Hytten swings for the body but Killjoy moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hytten pushes Killjoy away with a front kick.
Hytten just misses with a punch to the body.
Kevin Killjoy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hytten misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Killjoy.
Hytten is looking to score with low kicks.
Killjoy checks a low kick from Hytten.
Killjoy blocks a leg kick.
Hytten misses with a wild body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hytten. Killjoy does a little dance to reset his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hytten throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hytten throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hytten throws a leg kick
and Killjoy counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kent Hytten showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Killjoy checks a low kick from Hytten.
Killjoy will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Hytten misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Killjoy.
Killjoy avoids a kick to the body.
A punch combination from Hytten misses.
Hytten throws out a leg kick but Killjoy moves out of range and Hytten only half commits.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Killjoy might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
An inside leg kick lands from Hytten.
Killjoy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hytten.
Hytten throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hytten wants to land a leg kick but Killjoy is out of range.
Hytten throws a leg kick but Killjoy moved away.
Hytten swings for the body but Killjoy moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hytten.
Hytten misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hytten. Killjoy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hytten lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hytten misses with a series of wild punches.
Killjoy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hytten misses with a wild body shot.
Hytten lands a glancing blow to the side of Killjoy's head.
Hytten thuds his right hand into Killjoy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hytten walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Killjoy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Hytten swings for the body but Killjoy moves out of range.
Hytten has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A low kick from Hytten is predictable there
and Killjoy counters with a nice body shot.
Hytten misses with a jab to the body
and Killjoy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hytten throws a leg kick that is checked
and Killjoy counters with a nice leg kick.
Hytten takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hytten throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Killjoy checks a low kick from Hytten.
Kevin Killjoy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A low kick from Hytten is predictable there
and Killjoy counters with a head kick.
Hytten misses with an uppercut. Killjoy saw that one coming.
Hytten fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hytten misses with a looping left.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A low kick from Hytten is predictable there
and Killjoy counters with a nice body kick.
Hytten attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hytten misses the body punch
and Killjoy makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Hytten really felt that one!
Hytten throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killjoy checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hytten swings for the body but Killjoy moves out of range.
Killjoy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hytten misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hytten's corner calls for a 1-2. Hytten obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Killjoy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hytten throws a leg kick
and Killjoy makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Hytten really felt that one!
Hytten does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hytten throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hytten walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Killjoy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Hytten does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hytten misses with a leg kick.
Killjoy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hytten swinging wildly here.
Kent Hytten is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Killjoy checks the leg kick.
Hytten scores with a kick to the body.
Hytten fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Killjoy is out of range.
A low kick from Hytten is predictable there
and Killjoy counters with a thumping low kick.
Hytten tries a low kick but Killjoy avoids it.
Hytten scoring well with a low kick there.
Hytten is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Killjoy rather than just go for the knockout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hytten misses with a wild body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hytten just misses with a punch to the body.
Hytten misses with a straight right.
Hytten throws a body punch but Killjoy moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kent Hytten comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Hytten has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kent Hytten!
A relieved looking Kent Hytten thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.