PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jan Kowalsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucked up's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, call to prayer. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fucked up
vs
Kowalsky

178 cm
27
182 lbs
9 - 10 - 1

186 cm
30
178 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jan Kowalsky!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kowalsky feints and as Fucked up raises his hands in defense, Kowalsky changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Kowalsky drops back looking for a leg! Fucked up is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fucked up manages to kick Kowalsky off! Kowalsky jumps back into Fucked up's guard.

Kowalsky thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Kowalsky drops back looking for a leg! Fucked up is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fucked up manages to kick Kowalsky off! Kowalsky jumps back into Fucked up's guard.

Kowalsky drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Kowalsky jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Kowalsky is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fucked up has Kowalsky pulled in close to control his posture.

Kowalsky drops back looking for a leg! Fucked up is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fucked up manages to kick Kowalsky off! Kowalsky jumps back into Fucked up's guard.

Kowalsky thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Fucked up on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Fucked up tries to get out of the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fucked up has his foot on Kowalsky's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Kowalsky works his way back into a safe position though.
Fucked up wants to sweep but no luck.

Fucked up has his feet on Kowalsky's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Fucked up misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kowalsky tries for a takedown but Fucked up sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kowalsky has his takedown stuffed
and Fucked up counters with a series of strikes. Kowalsky will be more careful next time no doubt.
Fucked up connects with a high kick.
Kowalsky changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fucked up tries to avoid it but Kowalsky manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fucked up to the ground. Fucked up escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Eyelove Fucked up has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jan Kowalsky.
Fucked up throws a sloppy head kick and Kowalsky moves out of range easily.

Kowalsky looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Fucked up is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kowalsky wants to pass the guard but Fucked up is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fucked up wants to get back to full guard.
Fucked up is looking to control Kowalsky's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Fucked up avoid being mounted?
Kowalsky passes to full mount!
Fucked up is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Kowalsky has taken his back.
Fucked up tries to break free.

Kowalsky patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?

Fucked up is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.

Kowalsky is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Fucked up is defending well though. Kowalsky let's go of the attempt for now.

Kowalsky looking for the choke from the back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fucked up is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Fucked up looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.

Kowalsky looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Fucked up taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jan Kowalsky!
Jan Kowalsky thanked the fans post fight for their support.