PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Colin Millen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spider The Table (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Millen comes to the cage accompanied by Da Strike!. The Table has chosen No no Limit, I'll reach for the sky! as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Millen
vs
The Table

175 cm
25
170 lbs
14 - 10 - 0

180 cm
26
170 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Colin Millen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Spider The Table!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Millen misses.
Millen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spider The Table seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Table thuds his shin into the meat of Millen's side.
Millen throws a lazy body kick
and The Table counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Millen is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Millen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The Table misses with a wild body shot.
Millen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Table.
The Table feints and then cracks Millen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Millen down.
An inside leg kick from Millen misses.
The Table keeps Millen at a distance using the push kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crunch! The Table slams his shin into Millen's torso.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Table throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Millen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A nice leg kick lands there from The Table.
The Table throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Table scores with a push kick.
The Table tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Millen is able to avoid easily.
Millen throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Millen fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The Table throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Millen checks a leg kick nicely.
The Table avoids the head kick by Millen.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Millen.
The Table scores with a shot to the body.
Millen throws a head kick that half lands.
The Table moves out of range of the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Millen throws an off balance right hand
letting The Table counter with a right hand.
The Table fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Millen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The Table blocks a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Millen. The Table shrugs it off though.
Millen tries to clinch but The Table is having none of it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Millen. The Table does a little dance to reset his feet.
Millen steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The Table. That one must have hurt.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Millen crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from The Table - the referee stops the clock and Millen gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says The Table. Millen manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The Table connects with a high kick.
The Table moves into range and connects with a jab.
The Table connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Millen momentarily.
The Table connects with a good right hand that stumbles Millen. Millen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Millen blocks the leg kick.
Millen moves out of range as The Table throws a body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Table throws a head kick that misses
and Millen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Table takes one on the button.
The Table walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Millen checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Millen throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and The Table counters with an inside leg kick.
The Table pulls out of a head kick attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Table misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Millen.
The Table lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Spider The Table dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

The Table throws a low kick but Millen avoids it.
The Table tries to land a front kick but Millen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Millen throws a sloppy head kick and The Table moves out of range easily.
The Table misses with a body shot.
The Table lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Table misses with a kick to the body
and Millen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Both fighters circling a little - Millen finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The Table looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Table jabs at Millen's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Table connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Table throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Millen counters with a slapping leg kick.
Millen misses the shot to the body.
The Table dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Millen. That did some damage!
That kick from Millen tenderised The Table's leg. The Table is trying to keep his angry face on.
An inside leg kick lands from The Table.
The Table looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Table thuds a left hand into Millen's body.
Good work by Millen as he checks the leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Table scores with a hook.
Millen lands a jab to The Table's midsection.
The Table dodges the punch combination from Millen.
Millen tries a head kick but it misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Table throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Millen.
The Table on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The Table swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Millen checks a low kick from The Table.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Millen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Table looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A slapping leg kick lands for The Table.
The Table on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The Table bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Millen's head backwards.
A low kick from The Table is predictable there
and Millen counters with a head kick. That will keep The Table thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
The Table throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nice defenses there by The Table.
The Table fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Table throws a head kick that misses.
The Table feints and then cracks Millen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Millen down.
The Table misses with a wild body shot.
Millen misses with a body kick.
Millen misses with a body kick.
Millen is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Millen shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Millen misses with a body kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick misses from Millen.
The Table thows a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Spider The Table showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Millen lands a high kick!

It looks like Spider The Table has been cut.
The Table throws a front kick that sends Millen stumbling back into the cage.
The Table bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Millen's head.
The Table scores with a kick to the midsection.
The Table misses with a kick to the body.
Millen throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Millen wants to land a leg kick but The Table is out of range.
The Table blocks a head kick by Millen.
A low kick from The Table misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Millen 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Millen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Millen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Table.
The Table misses with a low kick.
Millen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Millen misses with an uppercut. The Table saw that one coming.
The Table throws a head kick that Millen semi-blocks.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Table.
Millen moves out of range of the body kick from The Table.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Millen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Table.
A low kick from Millen misses
and The Table counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A solid leg kick lands there for Millen.
Millen checks a leg kick.
The Table lands a nice looking body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Millen.
The Table misses with a kick to the body
and Millen counters with a big head kick but The Table shrugs it off.
The Table chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Table throws a leg kick
and Millen counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
The Table feints and then cracks Millen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Millen down.
An inside leg kick from The Table misses.
Millen throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Spider The Table seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Millen defending well as The Table loads up on a big left hand.
The Table thows a leg kick but Millen checks it
and The Table takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Table scores with a leg kick.
The Table throws a front kick that sends Millen stumbling back into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Table tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Table. Millen does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Table misses with a kick to the body.
A shot to the liver by The Table. Beautiful body shot.
The Table goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Nice shot lands for The Table.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Good work by Millen as he checks the leg kick.
Good work by Millen as he checks the leg kick.
The Table blocks a low kick nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Spider The Table really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Spider The Table's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

The Table throws a wild body kick that Millen sees coming a mile off.
Millen is looking to land body kicks.
The Table pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Table misses with a low kick.
The Table throws a half hearted mid kick.
The Table misses with a kick to the body
and Millen counters with a nice body kick.
The Table misses with a head kick.
The Table is looking to chop away at Millen's legs.
Millen lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Millen tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but The Table swivels and escapes.
The Table misses with a looping left.
Millen takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Millen steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The Table. That one must have hurt.
Millen sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The Table swings widly with a right hand
and Millen counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Millen throws a hook but The Table blocks it.
The Table tries a low kick but Millen avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Table shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Millen might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
The Table tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Millen is able to avoid easily.
The Table checks the leg kick nicely there.
The Table throws a leg kick but Millen sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The Table tries to land a front kick but Millen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Millen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A shot to the body from Millen misses
and The Table counters with an inside leg kick.
Millen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Table fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Millen checks it well.
Millen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Millen checks the leg kick.
The Table misses with a low kick.
The Table throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nice body kick there by The Table.
Millen misses with a low kick.
The Table checks a leg kick nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Table thows a body shot but no joy.
Millen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Good work by The Table as he checks the leg kick.
Millen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The Table fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Millen.
The Table takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Millen avoids the body shot from The Table.
The Table lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Spider The Table dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Spider The Table's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

The Table tried to score with a low kick but Millen checks it.
The Table lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Millen throws a leg kick but The Table sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The Table moves out of range of the body kick.
Millen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The Table lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Millen at a distance.
The Table misses with a body kick.
The Table scores with a jab to the jaw.
The Table lands with a kick to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The Table lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Millen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Millen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Table misses with a low kick as Millen jumps back.
Millen lunges at The Table with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by The Table's hand.
The Table throws a lazy body kick
and Millen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Millen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Table.
The Table throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Millen counters with a solid body kick.
Millen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Table.
Millen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Colin Millen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Table throws a leg kick that misses.
Millen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Millen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Millen slips a straight right by The Table.
Millen misses with a lunging right hand
and The Table finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Millen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Millen fails with a takedown attempt.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
The Table goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Millen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The Table lands with a cross.
Millen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Table feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Millen's calf.
Millen tries to score a power double leg takedown but The Table sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Millen somewhat.
The Table lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Table lands with a kick to the temple. Millen shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Millen takes a swing at The Table's ribcage but misses.
The Table has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Millen.
The Table thows a body kick. Millen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A slapping body kick lands there for The Table.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jab, jab by The Table - just one landing.
Spider The Table is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The Table thuds a left hand into Millen's body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Spider The Table comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well The Table has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 45:50
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 45:50
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Spider The Table!
Spider The Table is the new welterweight champion!
As Spider The Table got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I work real hard to collect my cash!Tick tick ticka tick take your time, when I'm goin' I'm goin' for mineOpen your ears and you will hear itI tell you this 'cause there's no limit!'.